The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Matron come on get down from that ladder it is way to high and you know you aren't allowed to drive the fire engine we had enough trouble when you drove the coach
Think I'll have to slink off (hope nobody notices a missing fireman) too many cocktails tonight, wont be at the club next week its our 40th wedding anniversary, so having a wee night at a different club, see you all the next again week if I remember. Try and behave tonight, I dont want to see your pictures on the front page of the News of the World again tomorrow. Nite all (is that a cold remedy?)
that nice hunk in the corner has offered to take me back to the station so I can slide down his pole - well I am a pole dancer extradionaire - well ok I had a pole dancing lesson on a hen night and I have practised my moves....
No, 40 years married, 3 kids, are you from the home for the bewildered? If so you were banned after the mugging> Where is ladyalex, this canot be tolerated.