The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
I think you're going to need ballast of some kind, atsgran..or else you will be doomed to rock back and forth on your front. You could hire yourself out as a see-saw, or as out transatlantic cousins call it , a teeter-totter..except you would be a teeter-t*tter.
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