Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[albaqwerty]

hi mamya got a used pumice stone if any use for another raffle prize.

ok ok back to the kitchen sink I go

[alexanderd]

Aaaaaargh Mamyalynne in charge, lock up the drinks cabinet and the cellar and throught that packet of wine gums out quick before she spots them

[Mamyalynne]

cheers alba see you in a bit then

Must add that the powers that be have requested we only dial 9 9 9 if there is an emergency, but surely thats every week??

Please account for all your animals and does anyone know of someone with an allotment as we have a surplus of fertiliser.

[Mamyalynne]

excuse moi alexanderd i think you will find i am in charge of the drinkys and my industrial strength pernod makes exceedingly good coctailsssssh hic!!

[tamborine]

oh dear, did her Ladyship eat the digital's cakes......I did warn they were only to be eaten by neighbors!

[Mamyalynne]

tambo i think she had a prior engagement and asked if i would offisshiate

[alexanderd]

so be it maam, i have some raffle prizes here
an old and well used toothbrush
two packets of jammy dodgers(only just past their sell-buy date)
a birds nest (we might fancy some soup later)
last weeks Radio Times

[tamborine]

relief! so not in NHS care.

Have got some spare space-cakes for the raffle.....they're really in demand at Harrods.

[Mamyalynne]

i may have to disallow two of those on hygiene grounds alex but the toothbrush will be handy for brushing alfies coat he does love a grooming session

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Ello doe's anybody want to buy a used car of honest knobby who has lost his y on the end of his name then?

[Mamyalynne]

we tend to use natural modes of transport such as the elephant and the camel but will bear it in mind, has it got MOT?

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

What the sopworth camel of course it has ma'a'a'm

[Mamyalynne]

will check lost property for any "Y`s"

[Meg]

Hello everyone. I returned Lordalex to the big house early in the week. Honestly, I don't know how her ladyship puts up with him!!!!

[tamborine]

oh lets have it knobs.....how big is the bag seat?

[Mamyalynne]

lo miss meg you must be exhausted he can be very wearisome i will get the cauldron going

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Elo tambo wtf you dahjeiling on here then?

[H0NESTKN0BBY]

Have you got my y?

[Mamyalynne]

decorum please we must not upset the animals and if we have to call for help i may well lose my position as ancient retainer to those in the big house

[Mamyalynne]

no Y`s but some polo mints could you not add an O