Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, I in my position as ancient retainer and matron and of course cocktail bar manager welcome you all.
Lost property is quite low this week and consists of

half a bag of peanut brittle
3 lace doileys
and a butterfly net

please claim or they will be added to raffle prizes, which so far consist of

12 lavender bath cubes
A foot file
2 40 watt energy saving light bulbs (too dim for me)

[Mamyalynne]

I1ll get me mop

[Mamyalynne]

lights on lets get back to normality whatever that is

[caththecrazy]

Miss meg we really should rescue that poor guy from that lady's room you know it is our duty....

Ohhhh look the dragon is flying.... how many of these cakes have I eaten? Mammy these jellybean cocktails are sooooooooo good - oh look that stitchery lady is doing erm erm stitching on the

Oh goodness me we have flood - turn on the lights get the candles call from the lifeboats and the coast guard...

[Meg]

Where's this dragon come from?

Who has brought it?

Can an elephant and a dragon do the business together? Seems a bit odd to me.

[tamborine]

Steady......you're only to eat one digital's cake - dont overdo it or you'll slip into a coma.

[Mamyalynne]

Comas now as if we haven`t a large enough menagerie type thing

[Meg]

Whoever carries me home tonite can proceed with the rescue operation. It really has gone on to long, and at her age as well!!

[Mamyalynne]

are they related to pumas or komodos

[caththecrazy]

No No No the puddle wasn't me it's a flood I tell you a flood...

No not Ellie and the dragon doing that - tut tut Puff is setting fire to things and ellie is blowing water down her trunk to put it out but next door aren't going to be happy that their shed is now 2 inches high and their hedge is frazzled...

[Mamyalynne]

those little cakes are very good didnt know there was a hole in the ceiling can see the stars

[Meg]

Did matron mention the commode? Who needs it this time?

[Mamyalynne]

its like a biblical thing then the flood i mean??

[Mamyalynne]

have mopped up the best i can am sure the dragon should be dispatched to the nearest sanctuary then ellie will calm down

[caththecrazy]

stars like Robbie and Zac Efron? where are they I can't see him - oooooooooooh

[alexanderd]

that fireman with the big hose was outside again but I told him he wasnt needed tonight

[alexanderd]

it was the commodore miss meg not the commode

[tamborine]

quick....mams overdone the cakes - push the toothbrush down her throat to make her sick.

[caththecrazy]

Ellie isn't normally so naughty I think she could have had a few of those cakes you know

Ohh look I can see Noah and his ark I told you there was a flood

[Mamyalynne]

za is that elton johns brother?

alex you turned away men in uniform?????

[alexanderd]

didnt Ladyalex say no men in uniform? oh no it was we must wear our uniforms wasnt it