Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[ladyalex]

Right.
Let's get organised.
muster Humph and Ellie.
mount up then out we go to search for alexanderd.

Take a white pair of knickers to wave at the fashion police when they show up so thatther's no confusion as to whom they should arrest.

And if it's Trinny and Susannah who turnup, I'm setting that hippo on them.

[alexanderd]

sorry I took so long tried to talk to the blobbys but no answer then I relised they cant talk they have no mouths, and no eyes so they cant be spies I think you are right and they are aliens so perhaps its time for the emergency services

[Naomicorlett]

I fear it is too late . I think she is gorne !!! Gorne , Gorne , And never called me Mother !!

[Naomicorlett]

OH sorry that was a bit premature . She has return-ed . All is not lost nor is alexandered !! Hooray lets put the bunting up !!

[alexanderd]

hello mother

[Naomicorlett]

Hello Alexandred. XX

[Naomicorlett]

^^ oops spelling !! ^^ I will have another pernod and brandy please.

[ladyalex]

I didn't know that yo were related ?
Were you switched at birth alexanderd ?

Anyway, thank goodness you're back.
Mamya...phone for the alien police...
Dismount all and get the animals back into the conservatory.
Phew!

[alexanderd]

nah nah nah nah thought it was the icegream man and ordered us all a double cornet but then realised it was the police so I put them in the lounge to watch the blobbys

[alexanderd]

It appears I am related to you, johnalex and now i have found my mummy, oh bliss i will have another brandy to celebrate

[Naomicorlett]

Alexanderd adopted me as Mother today. We did put an announcement in THE TIMES did you not get your copy today ? I asked Mamya to iron it and take it to you. \( mutter mutter servants you just can't trust them these days.)

[Mamyalynne]

I thought you asked me the time miss naomi

sorry was busy with the bizzies and the blobbies

have called for the men in black

more drinkies in a mo

[pinktwink]

evening all and how are the elder ladies this evenong. Yee able to figure out this new site??? Am still finishing a few quizzes and one has me bamboozled

[ladyalex]

has johnalex arrived here ? I haven't seen him for ages.
Are we all related.
To answer your question, Naomi, mamya did iron the Times and bring it to me as usual this morning, but I never read the Hatches Matches and Despatches now...so have missed your big news.

[alexanderd]

pinktwink, who are you calling elder?, age is something we do not mention in this club its on a par with being sober

[ladyalex]

Delighted to see you pinktwink, but please refrain from calling us elder. We may be'of a certain age', but we do not use the 'e' word here. We are young in mind , indeed some of us are in our second, third or fourth childhood.

[slinky.kate]

they ice cubes sure pack a punch,i just nodded of there in the toilet,40 winks,you know'could i have a refil and some ice cubes and do you have anything to eat?

[Naomicorlett]

THE TIMES !! Mamya THE TIMES !! not what was the time ?? Poor Ladyalex hasn't been able to read the Court Circular today at all. She might have tea with the queen and then she could loose her head ( Literally !! )

[alexanderd]

I dont believe Johnalex frequents the club m,lady he is more into discos and things I think, ooh arent the policemen nice tonight one just held the door open for me and I wasnt even going through

[ladyalex]

Get the mop and bucket out, kate's been again.

Have I been summoned to the palace ???? OOh, no it will be Balmoral at this time of year.

Where's my second best tiara ? (Always second best for the country, don't y'know?)