Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[alexanderd]

mamyalynne I think you are going to have to start paying m,lady less all this money is going to your head and getting you confused, either that or the cocktails are too strong

[slinky.kate]

hello pinktwink,how are you sweetie,where have you been?

[Naomicorlett]

Oh grovelling apologies to Mamya ...Ladyalex did indeed recieve her beautifully ironed copy of The Times.......she just was too lazy to read the hatches , matches and dispatches section......well really !! what is the world coming to !!. AND what colour is the raffle and when will it be drawn ? I have wax crayons if they are needed for the drawing.

[Mamyalynne]

oh pink whats your query please name the quiz and the closing date too

[ladyalex]

alexanderd, do you wish to become a retainer ?

If so, I refer you to Mamya for a list of duties and the current pay scales.

[ladyalex]

Yeah, go on Pinktwink...give us the quiz and we'll give you a laugh!

[alexanderd]

well i do try to help out when I can but I am not sure I can do it full-time what with my Knees and things

[ladyalex]

OOps, forgot aboutthe raffle. I'll draw it now.
Thanks for the crayons, Naomi
And the first prize goes to ticket number BLUE

[Naomicorlett]

I bid you all farewell as I am orff to lie between my silken sheets under my pure goose down duvet to be wafted away to paradise. Adieu .

[Mamyalynne]

alex if you want to live in penury then being in the employ of her ladyship and hislud would suit you fine, we live on slops and sleep on pallia pellie errr straw matresses and and we PAY for the privilege

mop and bucket dult replenished

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid you will have to be able to use your knees and things, particularly your things if you wish to be a retainer, Alexanderd. As I said, consult Mamya.

And the ticket for teh second prize (the pink spotty rainmates) is number 5569

[Mamyalynne]

Night Naomi you sleep well and think of me on the straw thingy

Blue orh yes i have won at last

[ladyalex]

Good night Naomi.

Too bad about the wafting. Have you tried rennies ?

[ladyalex]

And third prize is ticket number turk tourq....bluey-green

[Mamyalynne]

please don`t say i`ve won the crayons my doctor says i`ve not to have pointy things (good job he doesn`t know i peel veg 5 days a week)

[ladyalex]

No mamya, I think you may have won the Friars' Balsam

[Mamyalynne]

does that work in a cocktail or will it make Alfies coat shiny?

[alexanderd]

I guess I havent won any thing again so I am of to bed perhaps we could discuss my duties next week Mamy and I will provide my own rubber gloves and kneepads
night night all and thanks for an entertaining evening, we seem to have got the hang of this new layout now so perhaps I will be able to find my way in next week

[caththecrazy]

Have I missed the raffle?????

I had to coax Elly and Hump in passed those blobbythings then we foudn a sleeping personage on their bale of straw - the said they would seriously be considering running away to the circus if things don't improve.....

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm off to bed too, so Night all and thanks for all the fun.
ladyalex :-))