Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome to all our members.

The Club is now open.

I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.

The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?

[petal54]

just checking,jethro

[Mamyalynne]

eveninh meg heres your drinky

milady there was quite a list of stuff

brollies
crutches
odd slippers
gloves
rainmates hairnets
a few crocheted thongs
some hair rollers
2 rugs
an assortment of dentures



I could go on...

[ladyalex]

Do you have anything left, Mamya ? I could do with some new hairnets. Even lordalex has noticed the holes in my current one.

Petal, I think you should put Jethro down whoever he is. I am sure he is not a member.

[petal54]

struck an oilwell under the patio,just hope the skeletins don't reappear

[Meg]

ty mamy, that hit the spot. Are the crocs still in the moat, one of them is my best friend.

[Mamyalynne]

Did i miss something I didnt see anyone called Jethro enter

Milady I have some onion bags but they are also a bit holey

[Mamyalynne]

ask alex meg he cleaned it out earlier

[petal54]

those bage might be usefull as winter draws

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed petal I today took my liberty bodice out of mothballs, smells a treat

[Meg]

Lord Alex cleaned the moat out?? With his problems!!

[ladyalex]

I'm happy to take the onion bags off your hands.....I can always find a use for old bags.

Petal was talking to a Jethro, but I don't know who , or where he is.

Get the gun cabinet opened up again and make ready everyone.

Petal, I'm not beating about the bush with you any more. Get your medication down you now, or we will have to Take Action.
Mamya, get the Incident Book.

[ladyalex]

Lordalex does not do any domestic work.

[petal54]

i'm off to the skullery,to start the veggies for tomorrow,how many spuds will we need

[ladyalex]

I think that is wise petal.
Just the usual hundredweight or so, it's only the very close family coming over tomorrow.

[Mamyalynne]

no meg it was aleandred who did the moat

milady I have noted the antics down and could petal do the onions too

[petal54]

hope i've avoided a written worming,i'll lock up when finished peeling(spudsthat is)

[ladyalex]

That's fine, petal. Make sure you do enough onions too....about half a bagful should suffice.

Quick, Mamya, once she's gone into the scullery, turn the key on her......I know we're the Mad over fifties club, but petal is taking things far too far.

[Mamyalynne]

well I am a bit peturbed

[Mamyalynne]

well thats what the doctor said anyway

shall I send out for some chips?