Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome to all our members.

The Club is now open.

I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.

The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?

[Meg]

Is Alexandred a he. I thought we were limited to female membership? Funny smell I think I've stood in doggy.

[ladyalex]

Does that mean you are Namely Many now ?
or Many Laymen ?
or , worst of all Manly Meany ?

[ladyalex]

ARe the dogs out ?
We try usually to keep them indoors in the cold weather. They make great foot warmers for lordalex .

I always thought alexanderd was a lady......

[Mamyalynne]

Oh gosh heck I just thought moat cleaning was a bit heavy for a lady I do apologise to alex then

No milady I am still still Mamya

[ladyalex]

Well, I am relieved to hear that you are yourself again, Mamya.
I was worried when you said you were perturbed.

We'll have to double check with alexanderd.......because you're quite right about the moat-cleaning business.
Did somebody mention chips ? Can I have a cornichon with mine, please ?

[Mamyalynne]

indeed you can I will stick to a gherkin and get scraps for Alfie

oh a buttered barm would be nice

[ladyalex]

I do not wish to know your proclivities, Mamya. Stick to chips.

How is Alfie, by the way ? In the pink I hope. Or should that be in the light brown ?

[Mamyalynne]

OH hes fine milady and quite the little companion, follows me everywhere

[Meg]

Think I will have a hattered baddock tonight.

[ladyalex]

Good choice, Miss Meg.
A tickled egg too, perhaps ?

[Mamyalynne]

any more for any more (shall I take it out of the sale money) they have stopped our credit at the chippy(new owners)

[alexanderd]

reason for absence long call from family inOz will check my mail and be back with you all

[ladyalex]

Well, keep trying for a new slate. mention lordalex's name and hint darkly about planning permission , licences and the council.
We usually find that is helpful.
You might take Humph and Ellie wit hyou for a bit of moral support.

If the new owners remain intransigent, use the fun money.

[Mamyalynne]

good ploy milady will deploy and report back

[Meg]

Alexandred, could you confirm your gender, I'm confused.

[Meg]

Tis certainly a puzzle.

[alexanderd]

holding my hands up now I am indeed of the male persuasion and apologise if I have gained entry under false pretences(shuffles towards door)

[ladyalex]

Nice to see you again , alexanderd,
We have been worrying about whether you were a man or a lady......hard to tell from your name.

Poodicat this is indeed the quiz section . Any further questions ?

[ladyalex]

My goodness. That is a surprise.
No need to leave, though. All genders are welcome here.