Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome to all our members.

The Club is now open.

I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.

The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?

[alexanderd]

many thanks Ladyalex I did think I had put male on my membership application form

[Meg]

Well, if rule 542 (section C) has been breached we may as well make it a free for all and let the bewildered lot in.

[ladyalex]

Unfortunately in one of the many fires we have had here over the months, all the membership forms were lost in the conflagration.
So, no one will ever know if you put male, female or other on your form.

I do hope you will keep coming, though. We need some muscle sometimes for moat-clearing etc. (Not to mention helping the frail and infirm up the stairs and out of the pool.)

[Mamyalynne]

I thought I was correct in my assumptions


Poodicat we have dispensation from those on high as we only occupy 1 slot and this is where the club was born and our members are easily confused (always had you down as a much younger lady)

[ladyalex]

As you are well aware, Miss meg, the thugs from the Home for the Bewildered are specifically prohibited from either entering or applying for membership under Rule 8. It was one of the first things we sorted out when we wrote the Constitution.

[ladyalex]

And in any case, I have the Rule Book , so there!

[Mamyalynne]

I dont think alexandred has ever mislead us and is extremely adept at those manly tasks

here are the chips and hattered baddock I shall bring the plates from the back kitchen or will paper do

[ladyalex]

Well, as you all know, it's usually fine bone china for me, but as I'm starving tonight, Newspaper will do.
Thanks Mamya, you're a pal.

[alexanderd]

I think where it asked for sex on the application form I might have answered "not enough" which may have caused some confusion, anyway I will gladly help out with the heavier tasks though how I am going to get the billiard table out of the moat I dont know

[ladyalex]

Just leave it there and we aill play water billiards.
It's like water polo , but without the horses.

[Mamyalynne]

I think that happened when the WI had their annual knees up Alex, do have some chips

[alexanderd]

Thanks Mamy this vinegar is a bit strong think I need one of your tailcoaks to water it down

[Mamyalynne]

another vat of tailcocks coming up and will be served very soon, when i have wiped up my melted butter and wiped Alfies whiskers

[ladyalex]

Can I have my usual Baileys and Pernod, please ?

[alexanderd]

is there any more of that hatted bedsock left as I am hungry tonight, must be due to my exertions in the moat, can you claim that on expenses Ladyalex?

[Meg]

Welcome ,I shall forget the rules and enjoy the vat.

[Mamyalynne]

Baileys and pernod milady

more hatted bedrock for alex

and an extra vat just for meg

will put me feet up for 5 mins

[ladyalex]

I have a recipe for Hatted Kit somewhere. If you are going to make it authentically, you have to milk the cow straight into the dish as it puts a better Hat on the Kit. I have never actualy tried it , never having had to Hat a Kit , thank goodness.
This is actually a real quote from a cook book. Please don't make me prove it.

Our expenses claim has already gone in, alexanderd. And trust me , cleaning the moat was on it, as was a claim for Ellie, Humph and , of course for staff wages from our own dear Mamya.

[alexanderd]

Dont put them up too high Mamy remember last time the blood rushed to your head and we had to call the medics

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.practicall...e.nsf/pages/hattitkit