Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome to all our members.

The Club is now open.

I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.

The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?

[Mamyalynne]

I do worry about petal am sure I haven`t mixed up her medication


perhaps its a seasonal thing??


Very quiet about isn`t it

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Alex thanks for that

yes milady have me annie oakley badge

[ladyalex]

Oh welcome, alexanderd.
We can put the guns back now that we know it was you.

It may be seasonal with petal, but it seems to be occurring every season.

[petal54]

may i have double strengh harvey warbangers,sorry nolonger firework night is it?

[Mamyalynne]

do you think you should dear??

there is a tray of tailcocks on the buffet table in the long hall

[ladyalex]

No dear, fireworks was last week. There's no particular celebration this week.
I'm sure Mamya will be round with the cocktails later, so you can have a small dilute one then.
We think your medication doesn't really allow you to have much alcohol.

(Coloured water for petal , please, Mamya......she whispered in an aside.)

[alexanderd]

trolleys from moat returned to Tesco( money removed) will keep bike as it has a basket on the front for my alcoh, I mean medication

[ladyalex]

Drinks on the buffet table, how lovley. We haven't buffetted here for ages.

[ladyalex]

I think the bike may belong to us, alexanderd.....is it black and heavy ?

[petal54]

you can tell me straight,have i really got a problem,hic,splutter

[Mamyalynne]

petal take a moment and calm yourself by the water feature in the conservatory you will feel better soon... whispers `have slipped a small sedative in her drink`

[ladyalex]

well......it's not a big problem here.....
You just have to remember to keep taking the tablets.
We'll ask Matron. SHe'll keep you right. (and regular)

[ladyalex]

Whispers.....Well done Mamya. I think there might be an Incident tonight with petal.

[Mamyalynne]

shall I get the incident book? we could publish it one day and make a small fortune tee hee

[ladyalex]

It's always better to Be Prepared.
Have the book open and ready just in case.

(Small but select band tonight )

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed milady I think the tellybox may be a factor in low figures

[ladyalex]

has anyone found anything worth watching ???
That would be a novelty on a Saturday night.

What did you sell for the treat funds , Mamya ? If that isn't an indelicate question.

[Meg]

Evening all, may be about to break the small and select group. I called in the local hostelry on my way. Had a lovely bottle of something. May I have a tailcock, don't think I can find the buffet.

[petal54]

the medication's working,plus thong now untwisted after falling down cellar steps,think there may be a leek down there,is the generator working to pump out water

[ladyalex]

Welcome Miss Meg. How nice to see you again.

Petal, the leeks in the cellar are for tomorrow's soup. Glad to hear about your thing, though.