Am quite organised milady and after I have lit the fires and stoked them on xmas morn, Alfie and I may go for a quick stroll in the grounds. Baileys and pernod??
By the way, we are quite relaxed about membership. Age is not a bar and anyone who wants to join this club is probably sufficiently mad to comply with our certification process.
Drink is greatly welcomed thank you. .....And the craft tonight will be threading popcorn for the tree or for those of a cheekier disposition threading cockporn for the tree. All classes due to start at 22.15 in the upper lower larger ballroom bring your own needles ( the rule about no sharp objects still applies to me )