Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be delayed, so I welcome you in. Theres a tray of tailcocks on the hall buffet table and the kettle is on for brews if required.

I shall endeavour to rustle up some raffle prizes after I have stoked the fire and popped the pasties in the Aga.

M

[alexanderd]

hello Kate good to see you it is a bit quiet tonight, help yourself to drinks and nibbles Im sure mamy will be back soon

[Mamyalynne]

evening alex and slinky and welcome, have been attending to his luds needs, he`s so demanding but I know which side my bread is buttered. No treacle toffee for me teeth won`t bear it, I will indulge in a sherbet fountain.

[boxtops]

hash shom sahannrgia.... I think I have jet lag...

[Mamyalynne]

You have been in the dictionary boxtops all those new words , are they spanis?

[alexanderd]

has someone brought some hash? havent had that for years

[slinky.kate]

i think sangria would be most acceptible,i like the juicy floating bits,what kind of pasties do you have?you can give lord alex the treacle toffee and it might keep his mouth shut for a while,thats why i dont want it anymore

[slinky.kate]

is it corn beef hash or the stuff i have heard of but never tried

[boxtops]

Si senora - I learned them in a chiringuita.... I too will forego the toffee, I am at the dentist next week as it is. If the pasties are ready I think I will have one, please, to warm the cockles before I head out into the cold, I'm due an early night after my travels.

[boxtops]

... and talking of hash, perhaps the committee could organise a trip for us to Glastonbury? It would be culturally edifying and if we time it right, we could keep on our welliies whilst imbibing and stuff.. could we have a vote at the next meeting, m?

[Mamyalynne]

The pasties are best welsh lamb and are pufff pastry

[boxtops]

They are delish as well, the gravy is running into my muffler

[Mamyalynne]

you can suck it tomorrow

[alexanderd]

chirinquita? should you be visiting places like that i have heard there are some strange goings on there(probably no stranger than here though)

[boxtops]

Muffler with peas'n'carrots, now there's a treat! Are we doing the raffle in a minute please? - I can hardly keep my eyes open...

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh is it naughty there alex ? I once ventured out of the village here was well scary there were people with wires in their ears muttering to themselves I think its turret disease, but they had no terrets there like the ones Lordalex fell from!! Very odd

[boxtops]

I tell you alexander, the small ads of the local papers are no place for a lad (or a lady come to that) - I am thinking of doing a thesis, "Ads I have Read". I will need a research assistant.

[alexanderd]

boxtops ,must be all that dictionary reading affecting your eyes, I have some sellotape here if you want to use it

[Mamyalynne]

Raffle is drawn all tickets are number blue and the winning colours are

37
17
44
91
86

[slinky.kate]

is that colour pink

[Mamyalynne]

Prizes are on the table in the upper lower lesser greater back parlour and you can decide between yourselves if you are happy with that