Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may be delayed, so I welcome you in. Theres a tray of tailcocks on the hall buffet table and the kettle is on for brews if required.

I shall endeavour to rustle up some raffle prizes after I have stoked the fire and popped the pasties in the Aga.

M

[alexanderd]

I will have another pastie Mamy Ive got my bib on so shouldnt make too much mess on the carpet

[Mamyalynne]

Oh extra gravy then, do hope I don`t get in bother I posted a saucy video clip to promote the fun of the club LOL

[alexanderd]

MAMY we could get all sorts of undesirables in here now(with a bit of luck)

[Mamyalynne]

It was the mention of advertising that set me off and the tailcock or two tee hee

[alexanderd]

you should have put next dorrs adress on then they would all end up in the home for the bewidered and we could have vetted them as they went in

[Mamyalynne]

Hanging my head in shame as we speak, do you think any lasting damage done ? oh the shame, will they take Alfie away from me?

[alexanderd]

I am sure Alfie is perfectly safe as he is registered as a UK citizen so they cant touch him now calm down and have another tailcock before they go off

[Mamyalynne]

Good idea and theres been no knock on the door so looks like I`ve got away with it, what did you win in the raffle?

[alexanderd]

Lavender bath cubes!!! I will have to give them away I guess, radox does for me

[Mamyalynne]

oh yes I find the cubes a bit gritty never really dissolve do they and a bit uncomfy to sit on, wrap them for next Xmas thats a pressie done.

[alexanderd]

Mamy you are a genius xmas prezzie shopping started already or could give them to someone tomorrow (valentines day)

[Mamyalynne]

I bet they will be thrilled (or at least pretend to be) job done ♥

[alexanderd]

I think I am going to leave now Mamy, been a good night if a little low on turnout I think people are still hibernating. Dont think I will make it next w eek as i have a birthday meal to go to and it may be a late night but I might pop in for a night-cap if I am not too late. sleep tight and sweet dreams ,hope you get lots of cards tomorrow

[Mamyalynne]

I wont get any Alex but don`t worry about that have a lovely week and speak soon

M♥

[ladyalex]

Hello again, I'm back from the stravaiging. A select few this evening, I see. Did anyone win the pop sox? or can I claim them ?
Are there any tailcocks or pasties left, I could do with something to eat and drink.

There appear to be a line of people outside claiming that they are here about the ad.
Shall I set Ellie and Humph on them ?

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty pasties milady and I hope you enjoyed your stravaig, his lud is all balmed and has had a few sangrias so should be quiet for the night. I shall put a sign up saying Position filled and the queue should go

[ladyalex]

What exactly was the position ?

Thank you so much for tending to lordalex...he is always so much happier (and sleeps so much better) after your ministrations......

[Mamyalynne]

It was as a researcher for a thesis on adverts and I hoped I could slot it in part time? But will see and hope the queue goes, but don`t really know if I can afford another job?

[kawakiri]

Hello; Goodbye!

[Mamyalynne]

see ya kawakiri ♥