Mad over 50`s Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Not sure if her ladyship managed to get away as planned due to the dreaded ash!

But will open up just in case and am sure you will require a refreshing tailcock after such a warm day.

[Mamyalynne]

well I have little say in the matter, her ladyship keeps increasing my wages and I will be over a hundred before I have paid her back!!

Another drink methinks

[Naomicorlett]

<rubs hands together> " don't mind it if do ! " blue tailcock please.

[Meg]

Hello, here I am more confused than ever, has been the races. Hi owllady, good luck with the date. Mamya, I am more than ready for a tailcock, anything will suffice, thank you.
Naomi, nice to seee you but please don't invite us to the I O M, can't go through all that again.
Off for a wee, no doubt a mop will be required.

[Mamyalynne]

drinks are replenished, help yourselves. Missmeg the mop and bucket are on constant standby as you well know.

[Naomicorlett]

But it's TT week soon. I can get you rides on GREAT BIG MOTORBIKES . Now will you all come ?

[Mamyalynne]

I`d be okay in a sidecar I think, isn`t it a bit dangerous? How do you do your shopping I bet you can`t cross the road safely.

[Meg]

Can't be doing with motorbikes, do you have camels? Much more sedate.

[netibiza]

By 'eck, it gets lively in 'ere. I shall park myself (on my commode) in the corner over there and do my knitting. I would require a tailcock (love that!) every half an hour and yes a blue one will suffice! Thank you.

[Naomicorlett]

Oh yes !! we have camels that go at 200 miles an hour !! < That's me being sarcastic>

[Mamyalynne]

neti shall I bring the mop too, don`t fret I will replenish your glass at regular intervals, have you brought anything for the non raffle?

Naomi how on earth coud you stay on a camel doing that speed wow!!

[Meg]

Naomi, sarcasim goes over my head. I can only do 200mph nowadays when I take off on my broomstick, and that doesn't happen much anymore.
These tailcocks are super tonight, you can tell M'lady is away (thanks mamya)

[Mamyalynne]

Yes always sneak a bit extra in, glad you like them.

Naomi doesn`t mean it, she`s from overseas remeber they have a different sense of humour.

[Meg]

Indeed, forgot she was foreign. How is Alfie coping with the heat, I assume you have given him a parasol.
Forgot to say hi to neti, greetings, I will join you on the commode for a chat.

[netibiza]

Hello there Miss Meg, but I'm sorry I do not share commodes, still sit next to me <<<pats chair >>> and we,ll have a natter.

Yes have bought something for the non raffle, it's a non thing!!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh alfie is very adaptable and a sensible little fellow, he`s had sunblock on his snout.

Yes do join neti, its time for her refill.

[Meg]

neti, totally agree, commode sharing was part of my confusion, many apologies. I have parked myself in the wheel chair next to you.
Natter away.

[netibiza]

"Blah, blah, blah and so on and so forth" don't you agree miss meg? .....and don't get me started on the youth of today........"

[Meg]

Good grief, we have so much in common, don't get me started on the emergency services, they are no where near as good as they used to be.

[netibiza]

Well, you've said it all, the good ole days........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Mamyalynne]

Ladies what a good old natter going on and what about the plagues of greemfly too? Outrrageous stuff.