Mad over 50`s Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Not sure if her ladyship managed to get away as planned due to the dreaded ash!

But will open up just in case and am sure you will require a refreshing tailcock after such a warm day.

[netibiza]

too late, he's already been, but I don't think I appealed to him as he just backed out the door and locked it after him!!!! Oh dear look at the mess I've made in here!!!!

[woofgang]

neti, neti there's an open window over here, shove the commode under it and climb out

[netibiza]

Ooops, have done, but leg slipped into the commode potty - not nice!


'salright, am getting there now!!!

[woofgang]

the hose is over here if you need it and someone has left a towel on the sunlounger

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief neti I thought you went home last night, did you not hear me call "Doors calling!" I`ll bet you are gagging for a tailcock. We shouldn`t really open on a sunday evening but..........

[alexanderd]

when the cats away the mice will play, Good evening matron hope you are well, read the minutes from last night a few new faces , lets hope they come back if we get enough new members Her Ladyship may reduce the subs(not)

[Mamyalynne]

Well I suppose this good weather may mean we are allowed an extension this once, though is the night I usually blacklead the grate. Stil theres always another day eh?

[alexanderd]

The grate can wait Mamy(Gosh I am a poet) lets have a tailcock and a few nibbles

[Mamyalynne]

Go on then why not, lets have a hooley, wild mushroom voltra vonts and stilton bruscettas and plenty tailcocks of all varieties to wash em down, hic! oops, I`ll get the mop.

[alexanderd]

sounds good to me Why dont we take the chairs outside then if we make a mess it wont show. I will cut the grass tomorrow

[Mamyalynne]

Ever helpfl as per usual and yes the swans can have the crumbs, how idyllic!

[alexanderd]

Well its been a lovely evening Mamyalynne as usual. I hope to see you next week, same time ,same place. Night, night and sleep well if its not too warm.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Alex take care

M

[slinky.kate]

i fell asleep in this damn deckchair,i think i have a crick in my neck,i was dreaming there was a wee soiree getting going

[Mamyalynne]

There was, er is katy shall I fetch the tiger balm for your neck? or would another tipple do the trick?

[slinky.kate]

i think a tipple would do the trick,i gather you got the s o s i put out for you,neti was stuck in the loo,is she free yet?????

[Mamyalynne]

I do hope so am sure there was noone here when I locked up, do hope she doesn`t find the key to the wine cellar.

[slinky.kate]

isnt it lovely sitting here at the moat,we will need to try and get a rowing boat for next week if the weather keeps up,you could charge for a sail round the moat and make some money on the fly.

[Mamyalynne]

Cracking idea and you could have the Captains hat on !!

[slinky.kate]

trying to do my daily star crossword,want to help me