Mad over 50's club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, I am unsure if her Ladyship has returned to these shores as her departure was delayed by the ash!

So I will welcome you all, garden parasols have been erected in the garden although it is clouding over a little. Thre are champagne tailcocks as well as the usual wide selection. Trays of nibbles of all varieties are also on the side buffet table.

For the non raffle/ lucky dip I havebrought

A jar of organic tartare sauce
A pink croheted hotiie cover
3 pairs of brown boot laces.

So pull up a tuffet and have a chat.

Mamya

[ttfn]

Did you see the post-it note petal left you on the door Mamya - She is stuck in middle earth. Oh and if you don't mind I have brought my hottie with me tonight - big sis has a rather impressive drinks cabinet and wine rack at hers, so I poured just a tiny glassful from each bottle - I thought we could call it the mofcy cocktail! If you have any silver skin onions it might take away the taste of rubber from the bottle?

[ttfn]

I suppose if the ash cloud didn't get her then the elephant grass would - I hear that is quite high in Oklahoma

[ttfn]

^ should have said the grass was as high as an elephant's eye - I blame it on the meds - either too much or too little!

[Mamyalynne]

Would a few cornichons do I have no silverskins, as for petal well she is an enigma wrapped up in puff pastry.

[alexanderd]

Evening Matron, my memory gets worse, forgot it was club-night, hello ttfn glad to see you up and about though I am not sure you should be dancing on the table just yet. Has Ladyalex jet been lagged, got a collander for the raffle, not much good its got holes in it. Have put a paraffin heater on the patio for the smokers, havent got any paraffin though but its not cold

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Alex not sure on the flight infp they may have messaged me on the new fangled mobile phone but can`t switch it on< may turn down the beds in case. Thanks for the heater, I have surgical spirits, that might do it. Still us smokers are a ghardy bunch.

[ttfn]

Cornichons or anchovies - I don't mind either Mamya. Hello Alexanderd - so good to see you again (quite good to see anyone after the last week or so!) If you need to light the thingy heater pour a gill or two from my hottie - be careful it is very combustible! Ah so looking for petal is a bit like Finding Filo then?

[slinky.kate]

well hello everyone just tottered in for an hour,brought some prizes,pkt marshmallows(we could build a fire and toast them)a pair of thongs (worn twice)denture box,

[alexanderd]

fire on its way for the marshmallows, just have to dry out these matches(fell in the moat earlier) must get some new specs

[ttfn]

Hello kate , how is the walking going now?

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Katy wow marshmallows we are in heaven tonight with all this yummy stuff.

[ttfn]

Do you think we might borrow her ladyship's wind up gramaphone tonight mamya? I feel like celebrating in style. I have dug out all the freebe cds from the sunday papers including the ones big sis had hanging from the beansticks in the veggie plot.

[alexanderd]

marshmallows and anchovies have I died and gone to heaven?

[ttfn]

You haven't yet seen Mamya's jar of organic tartare sauce Alexanderd - or as we call it at ours 'ttfn sauce'. I have got my eye on that. Pssst - if you get the razor chuck it in the moat

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes ttfn I feel we could indulge in a little boogie, exercise is good for us after all.

[alexanderd]

I will join you shortly for a dance, will just pop into the loo and cahnge into my tux, good job I brought it.

[ttfn]

I love being old - my mum used to tell me off for picking boogies, but now I can do just as I please

[ttfn]

It is nice for the smokers to be outside tonight - more sociable really. My exercise for the night is trying to flick the dog ends in the moat. I thought that as Alexanderd is such a perfect gent he could trawl the moat at closing time with his colander. If I flutter my batwings at him he might, don't you think Mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yus Alex is very good at moatwork he`s our expert, well I must say we are quite settled here and being spoily by all these goodies and with so few of us we must surely all qualify to pick a prize.

[Mamyalynne]

lets dance!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiVkdVPGoY

boogie