Mad over 50's club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, I am unsure if her Ladyship has returned to these shores as her departure was delayed by the ash!

So I will welcome you all, garden parasols have been erected in the garden although it is clouding over a little. Thre are champagne tailcocks as well as the usual wide selection. Trays of nibbles of all varieties are also on the side buffet table.

For the non raffle/ lucky dip I havebrought

A jar of organic tartare sauce
A pink croheted hotiie cover
3 pairs of brown boot laces.

So pull up a tuffet and have a chat.

Mamya

[ttfn]

Oooh my all time favourite Mamya - I played it 2 weeks back for askyourgran. That has got the feet tapping - or is it my lady's death watch thingys making that noise?

[ttfn]

<< takes quick slurp from hip flask in shoe bag - no one will smell that if I have an extra anchovy>>

[Mamyalynne]

Have some more anchovies indeed, yes the death watch beetle are anuisance, my skirting board fell off last week and nearly hit my lil Alfie.

[ttfn]

I'll try and bring some 6 inch nails for that problem next time. Works on most things. Have you heard from Miss Meg Mamya?

[askyourgran]

Evening everyone, had to abandon the motorised scooter down the drive, battery failure again, It took me ages to get out of my garden today, the grass is as high as you said earlier ttfn, my gardener has done his back in, tut. just when I need the lawn shaving, I suppose that razor of yours might do ttfn, did you rinse it under the tap when you'd finished with it? I've bought a pizza which will have to be eaten today, for its sell by date. I've also brought a couple of records, Mrs Mills plays party time. and a Jim Reeves one. I love that Andrews Sisters link ttfn, takes me back.

[ttfn]

Welcome gran - so good to see you. I think Alexanderd is stuck in the gents, went of with his tucs (aren't they bikkies?) Do me a favour gran please can you take those marshmallows off the burner thingy - his lordship will be using them for *** shooting soon

[ttfn]

Perhaps I should have said clay pigeon - didn't know that s.k.e.e.t. was a naughty word around here - please don't tell Mamya - she thinks I am a well brought up person.

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Gran, sorry but I think miss meg is holidaying too, how the other half live eh. Forgot about the maeshmallows oops, still we can play frisbee later. OOh pizza will do fine ta. Better go check the doorlatch has't caught alex out it can be a little temperamental

[askyourgran]

Are they supposed to look brown and gloopy like that? The marshmallows I mean,

It is quiet tonight, Supersuezy isn't around, she was in good voice the other day singing for us all. And i hope Bobbie hasn't abandoned ship for good.

[ttfn]

Brown? Droopy? Is that the same as spaniel ears gran? Suezy and Bobbi have both sent me get well cards today - how kind - and they are fine thanks gran. Have you tried some of the mofcy tailcock - great with anchovies and you can have a double if you keep quiet about the razor - though I have warned Mamya off it.

[alexanderd]

Whoops dont know who finally opened the loo door but thanks I thought I was stuck in there all night, right who wants a dance, any Glenn Miller records? I think I am "IIn The Mood"

[ttfn]

<<wolf whistles>> Flamin Nora Alexanderd - don't you look smart - just like a wine waiter in a posh restaurant. You can have my number - Pensylvania 650000. Wind up the grammy thing quick grannie

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry about that alex, must get the latch seen to, have a drink while in the mood oh la la.

Yes am not really allowed sharp things really like razors but I am licenced to wield Hypodeemic nerdles, funny that!

[ttfn]

Ah but can you start on a double Mamya? I always trip over that hockey step in front of the board - silly place to put it really. I once nearly spilled a drink tripping over it.

[Mamyalynne]

Here we go gals and guys.♫

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXGQNm4EKoc

[askyourgran]

A couple of tailcocks and a few of these anchovies should fill a corner, haven't had any tea yet. I hope the mechanic has found my scooter I don't fancy pushing it all the way home.

Brown and droopy, we called them spaniels lugs. it's amazing what a difference it makes when you stop smoking, everything fills out even the bingo wings are looking fatter, although the rear end is getting a bit too much, I'm almost tempted to start smoking again to get back to normal.

[ttfn]

Sit closer gran and I will waft a little park drive over you. Sorry about the mobility scooter tonight gran I haven't got my tandem tonight - too much like exercise.

[alexanderd]

Wow enjoyed that dance, tailcock and nibbles and I will be back for more, Sory if I trod on your toe matron its a while since I tripped the light fantastic

[ttfn]

You look radiant by the way gran - call those spaniel lugs - mine used to belong to a rather regal bloodhound. Love the music Mamya - shall we turn it up a bit more - it makes a change for us to make more noise than next door. Doowah doowah doowah

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed those next door can be troublesome, so lets pump it up and show em we know how to party. Alex its not your fault I have a bunion anyone would step on its the size of a small country.