Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

After the excitements of last week, let us hope for a calmer evening tonight.

The moat has been cleared of tennis balls, the drainpipes have had barbed wire put round and extra locks have been installed. It is to be hoped that these precautions will be sufficient.

The Committee have decided to re-instate the raffle in place of the non-raffle, so any prizes would be appreciated. No more knitted biscuits, please. We're still unravelling the dog .

Any new members wishing to join will receive a warm.

[ladyalex]

I don't think lordalex would shout that out......

Oh My God! You don't think it's the bewildered lot ? Have they got in again?

Quick...get them out before they run riot. You know what they're like.
I haven't seen Miss Meg for a while. You don't think they've taken her hostage, do you

[Prudentia]

Apologies all, I have to leave now, I need to get the tinsnips to marjories thong, I think perhaps we may be in for a wonderful evening, love and goodnight to you all, Prudentia, xxx

[alexanderd]

Night Prudentia, oh no Miss meg a hostage I will sneak a look over the wall, be back shortly

[Meg]

hhhmmmppp, aaarrgggg, gggrrrrnnn, ffffnntt

[ladyalex]

Good night Prudentia. Good luck with the snips.

Do be careful alexanderd. We don't want you having any more accidents.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Prudentia, careful with thos snips, we don't want marj to become Marvin.

[ladyalex]

Help , help , everyone. Rally round. They've got Miss Meg.

Fetch the castor oil and ball bearings. That'll fix them.

[alexanderd]

neither do I Ladyalex I spent two days sitting on a rubber ring last week and I havent a clue how I got home

[ladyalex]

Can we get Miss Meg back ?

Is she all right ?
Is Askyourgran with her ?

[Meg]

Please helpI've got the gag off but they are surrounding me with pea shooters. They're wearing tea cosies and cackling.
And they have Ellie as well.

[ladyalex]

Belay the ball bearings, then. We don't want them shooting them at Miss Meg.

Someone get Humph and we'll charge them

[alexanderd]

get behind me girls I will lead the charge on the count of 300, 1.2.3.4.....

[askyourgran]

Oh dear I hope miss meg is all right, I heard someone shouting "Two fat ladies", and went off to tell them off for being rude to me, and I lost track of where she went. Hello Alexandered I hope your nether regions are all right now. have you got the blunderbuss loaded? All I can find is the spear thing in the hallway.

[ladyalex]

I'm right behind you alexanderd.....right here behind you ...well quite a bit behind you...well actually in the next room, but I'm behind you

[Meg]

I think Ask your gran is in the dungeon, please hurry

[ladyalex]

We're coming.
i have the key for the oubliette.
(Lordalex and I have an oubliette, you know, not a common dungeon.)

[alexanderd]

Askyourgran seems to have escaped on her own so that only leaves MissMeg dont panic we will be there in a couple of hours 123,124,125....

[ladyalex]

Bring the assegai, askyourgran. SHow them a bit of cold steel, They don't like it.

[Meg]

Well get the flipping key for the trap door and get me out.
I'm gasping for a drink.
And I can't take this lot's ritual goings on much longer.

[ladyalex]

Nearly there, Miss Meg.
Here's the key alexanderd.

Get ready with the spear, askyourgran. (Think of it as a big knitting needle.)

Mamya ! Mamya! We may need bandages !