Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Good evening everyone. Once again it is a cold and wintry night, but the log fires are burning brightly and the Aga is almost red hot. No doubt drinks and nibbles will be available shortly.

Any raffle prizes will be welcome.
So far we have :

a pair of slipper socks (hardly used)
a bottle of eucalyptus oil
half a box of chocolates (hard centres only)
and a tube of steradent.


As it is Christmas time, tonight's raffle tickets will not be charged for...
donations to the building fund and staff wages will be quite acceptable instead.

[Bobbisox]

hi mamy, how are you on this freezing night?

[slinky.kate]

i have brought a herd of wild deer for the estate,i was in braemar,and took a hike to see her majesty,she was out gallivanting so i took one deer and the rest followed,we can have some venison if muscly mike can butcher it.

[mike11111]

Must go now. Can't cope with all this female love-in on me.

[starone]

I can just see you twirling round the floor with Alex ttfn. If you are going to fillet the fish you will have to get rid of the smell first.
You can skin a pheasant and take all his, or her, feathers off in one fell swoop. Oops again, that should have been goose.

[ttfn]

Goose fat would be very good for mamya's chest right now Starry - lets warm up the aga - I am sure we can find a goose somewhere round here. flicrat - you are perfectly safe - I can tell the difference as I spend a lot of time in the countryside :o)

[Mamyalynne]

Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! afore ye go may I have your autograph?

[ladyalex]

Bye Mike 1111111111
Perhaps you will look in again later.

[ladyalex]

If you cannot get Mike1111111111, Mamya, try for Starbucky

[Mamyalynne]

Bobbi, honest answer, dreadful.burning up with pains in places I never knew existed. Snowed in by 8" of the white stuff, will get there.

[slinky.kate]

do you want me to come with you mike????

[starone]

I heard that mamy. No good giving me another direct debit form. I already filled one out and when my statement came discovered what I had done. You wont catch me like that again. As for the gamekeeper's job I merely asked because I was thinking of Lady Chatterley's gamekeeper. I couldn't do that of course as I am female, not male.

[ttfn]

slinky - you deer woman! I don't know if I should mention this in the same sentence as mike ############### but should not the venison be well hung first?

[ladyalex]

Oh MAmya, that sounds awful.
Are you all medicined up ?
And brandied/whiskied/rummed ?
I do hope it passes soon.

[alexanderd]

good evening all will be popping in and out tonight as i have had problems with the internet all day. So when I am here I will be here and when I am not I wont be.

[ladyalex]

There's no sex discrimination here, starbucky.....you could be our gamkeepress

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd. So glad to see you . (And I know ttfn has been waiting for you eagerly)

Too bad about your interweb. Hope it holds out at least long enough for you to give Ena a twirl.

[flicrat]

Logical alexanderd. Not a trait needed on here I would have thought? But one to be admired. (Creep,crawl. What can I be after??)

[slinky.kate]

ttfn 'i dont know about well hung but its certainly been well trotted

[ttfn]

mamya please sit down by the fire in the comfiest seat in the manse. I have warmed a blankie for your knees and I will glady dispense the tailcocks with all the panache I can muster - they may not taste as good as yours but I promise everyone they will be interesting!

[alexanderd]

Does Matron need a chest rub? I have some vick handy and have warmed my hands