Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Good evening everyone. Once again it is a cold and wintry night, but the log fires are burning brightly and the Aga is almost red hot. No doubt drinks and nibbles will be available shortly.

Any raffle prizes will be welcome.
So far we have :

a pair of slipper socks (hardly used)
a bottle of eucalyptus oil
half a box of chocolates (hard centres only)
and a tube of steradent.


As it is Christmas time, tonight's raffle tickets will not be charged for...
donations to the building fund and staff wages will be quite acceptable instead.

[slinky.kate]

this is a good place to get experience then mike,want me to show you.

[mike11111]

You don't give up easily, do you Slinky?

[Mamyalynne]

Bobbi with your womanly wilse surely no problem

[ttfn]

Alex - here is a tailcock shakerfull - fill yer pumps my dear x

[alexanderd]

Thalnks ttfn, Bobbi I believe Mike1111111 is available

[Bobbisox]

it's ok I am a wallflower at the moment mamy ;-(

[slinky.kate]

eh' excuse me.... mike1111111 is with me bobbi(mitts off)

[alexanderd]

Get down off that wall Bobbi its not good for a woman of your advanced years(Tee-Hee)

[mike11111]

I wish all the best of the rest of the evening, bu must leave now as I fear I am in danger of being cyber-raped.

[Bobbisox]

Mike I would have been gentle wi' ya

[ladyalex]

Well, that was a little ungentlemanly, alexanderd......not at all what I have come to expect from you.
Now get the record player going and give that poor girl a dance!
Then move on to Ena.

[Bobbisox]

me and Alex, rocking all over the world..lol

[ttfn]

Milady!!! Please - think before you speak - move on to me? Thuddddddddddddddd

[ladyalex]

ooops1 sorry.
Change partners I meant.

Please get up, Ena.
I hope I haven't done you a mischief ?

[alexanderd]

Ena, Ena wake up, do you need the kiss of life?

[ttfn]

Physically - no, but my reputation .... Another uphill struggle for the new year to put right careless words ☺

[anneasquith]

matron medicine trolley.......ttfn on the lounge floor !!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyalex]

Give her a kiss anyway alexanderd. Tis the Season......

[ttfn]

Alex - what a perfect gent, let's have some more tallycocks everybody - I am dispensing with the receipt book tonight - anything goes!!!!

[alexanderd]

xxxxxxx
alex