Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[supersuezy24]

Ttfn no hangover thank god Haha
Wuhoo i have a box of lindt chocolates to share x

[Mamyalynne]

I will have you know I use the best chuck steak for my pasties, have you been sucking throat pastilles they can mess with your taste buds you know..

Anne welcome < I do hope I have a good fortune this time.

[supersuezy24]

Thanks ladyalex x

[ladyalex]

Can I have a Lindt chocolate, please ?
Will it help me to sing like a nightingale ?

[ttfn]

mrs.c! I am not mooning for anyone tonight. Milady, just my head fell out of bed and now my neck sounds like an old tin clockwork toy being overwound

[supersuezy24]

Lady have two xxx

[ttfn]

You will have to explain that to YOUNG suezy mioldlady ;o)
Mamya, where do you chuck your steak then?

[Meg]

Well, lunar thingy has got me confused. Think mi'lady is giving me a good deal (for once).
I have laid the tarot cards out in the upper below stairs drawing room.

[Mamyalynne]

In the pan Ena, honestly!!

[Lore]

<<<<< clatters in with telescope and tripod, slumps down on the beanbag in the corner.

Stupid clouds! *harrumph*

[anneasquith]

ttfn. where was your head when it fell out of bed ?

[Mamyalynne]

Too near the edge probably!!

Welcome Lore, yes damn those clouds, a load of hot air.

[ladyalex]

Oh, sounds painful, Ena.
I think youwill find the lunar surprises@ very lubricating for your neck.

Thanks for the choccies, Suezy. Yum Yum.....oh no, wrong music....

Hello Lore, are you a member ?

[Lore]

Evening all :) how is everyone?


( I have no idea how I'm getting up from this beanbag)

[ttfn]

Anne - it was snuggled into my goose feather and duck down pillows. Should I have killed the birds before putting them in the pillow slips?

[starone]

Perhaps that's the problem with the meat mamya. White van man, no name no pack drill, didn't chuck it far enough.

[ladyalex]

We have a block and tackle for just such emergencies, lore, so don't worry about it. Just let us know when we need to get the equipment out.

[anneasquith]

alex,,please assist lore, she is showing her knickers .

[mrs.chappie]

I think miss meg is trying to pull a fast one with those "tarot cards". I recognise them as the cigarett cards you used to get with the Benson & Hedges fags. You're fooling no-one, "Mystic Meg".

Mammy, shall I escort meg off the premises? Or shall we give her another chance?

[ttfn]

Milady, we are honoured indeed to have Star with us today - she bucked two you know