She charges too much anyway. She is making a fortune. No wonder they are called fortune tellers. £20 a go for reading the tarot, or cigarette cards? I'll do it for £10 if someone has an old pack of tarot cards.
Mrs Chappie, nice to see you but I have been a member here longer than you have and I assure you my credentials are excellent.
I have even donated a relative to the big house.
Please enter my parlour.
Sorry for my absence just had a phone-call from my little sis in oz and she was talking upside down I know she is flying over soon for my birthing day but apart from that I havent a clue what she was on about
Milady, I would prefer an an to chi chi, but not to confuse me with kofi annan, as we already have an anne, and a recently again Mamya nan, who is partial to a nana too. Ena will do fine. Another chameleon plesase super Nan - hic
Worry not, lore, you're in.
As I have often said, anyone who applies for membership has demonstrated the required level of madness to be admitted as a full member.
I think you may have been affected by talking to your sister, alex.....you seem to be horizontal...or is that the pint of tailcock ?
Here I am, Miss Meg. All ready to have my fortune told . :-))
Miss meg, I think you are a charlatan and a blaggard. I resemble your remarks and hereby challenge you to a read-off. Your cards against my tea-leaves. Just hang on in there while I pop to Tesco's for a box of teabags ....
Mi'lady I see that lot next door looking at the moon, dancing, howling and doing things we don't do in here.
I also read in the cards that Mrs Chappie is up the duff, that is probably why she is being tetchy.
Another lunar please mamya, burpppp.