Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[ladyalex]

It would have been cruel to kill the birds, Ena...by the way should I now be referring to you as Chi Chi, not Ena ?

[ttfn]

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question999451.html
Take a bow Star, you deserve it ♥

[starone]

She charges too much anyway. She is making a fortune. No wonder they are called fortune tellers. £20 a go for reading the tarot, or cigarette cards? I'll do it for £10 if someone has an old pack of tarot cards.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Miss Meg will tell all our fortunes beautifully and accurately. The cards are just for the 'focus' you know, she has the 'gift'.

[Lore]

That's good to know, Lady. Oh, Mamya let me in. I don't meet all of the criteria but I can quite comfortably say I come under the 'mad' category.

[ladyalex]

Starrybucky, well done you !
A round of applause from us all.

[Meg]

Mrs Chappie, nice to see you but I have been a member here longer than you have and I assure you my credentials are excellent.
I have even donated a relative to the big house.
Please enter my parlour.

[alexanderd]

Sorry for my absence just had a phone-call from my little sis in oz and she was talking upside down I know she is flying over soon for my birthing day but apart from that I havent a clue what she was on about

[anneasquith]

clap clap clap clap................ excellent star ,

[Mamyalynne]

Of course Meg can stay as long as my fortune is favourable.

Star, well that is the last time I bake specially, get no thanks at all.

[ttfn]

Milady, I would prefer an an to chi chi, but not to confuse me with kofi annan, as we already have an anne, and a recently again Mamya nan, who is partial to a nana too. Ena will do fine. Another chameleon plesase super Nan - hic

[ladyalex]

Worry not, lore, you're in.
As I have often said, anyone who applies for membership has demonstrated the required level of madness to be admitted as a full member.

I think you may have been affected by talking to your sister, alex.....you seem to be horizontal...or is that the pint of tailcock ?

Here I am, Miss Meg. All ready to have my fortune told . :-))

[ladyalex]

ttfn...AN AN was a man man .....did the bash on your head do even more damage than you have so far admitted ?

[mrs.chappie]

Miss meg, I think you are a charlatan and a blaggard. I resemble your remarks and hereby challenge you to a read-off. Your cards against my tea-leaves. Just hang on in there while I pop to Tesco's for a box of teabags ....

[Meg]

Mi'lady I see that lot next door looking at the moon, dancing, howling and doing things we don't do in here.
I also read in the cards that Mrs Chappie is up the duff, that is probably why she is being tetchy.
Another lunar please mamya, burpppp.

[ladyalex]

Be careful going out in that moon, Mrs C. Don't know who you'll meet out there...take some throat lozenges with you for the baying

[ladyalex]

Well, good news for some, Miss Meg.
What about me now ?

[Meg]

Now starbuck is being not nice to me as well, I'm taking my ball and cards home.
Meg shuffles off after too many lunar cocktails.

Right, who has nicked my broomstick?

[alexanderd]

you arent expecting as well are you LadyA? I am not sure my First Aid Course covered that

[Mamyalynne]

OOh is it congratulashuns time then Hic!! More Lunar@ coming up.