A New Hobby

[Rondy]

My daughter rang me up and could tell I was under the weather during this lock down, "You need to get busy Mum," she said.
"Find a hobby or join a club, anything to take your mind off things."
So, I saw an advert for a parachuting class for beginners and joined that. I rang them to ask when my training would begin and the man on the phone said this is a club for prostitutes not parachutes.
Well, when I told my daughter that I had signed up for five jumps she fainted.

[DTCwordfan]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?'

The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.'

'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 3 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the Royal County Down golf club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.'

'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.'

'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!

[Patsy33]

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