A LOCAL MAN OPENED A SHOP DEVOTED TO SELLING CONDOMS ,
HE SET ON A Youth training scheme KID TO SERVE IN THE SHOP .
" THEY ONLY COME IN THREE SIZES " "120, 140 AND 160" ANY PROBLEMS GIVE ME A CALL ,I WILL BE IN THE STORE ROOM AT THE BACK"
SUDDENLY A VERY LARGE RASTAFARIAN CAME IN ,"180 PLEASE" HE SAID
THE YOUTH WAS TAKEN ABACK AT THIS REQUEST.
"MR GRIMSHAW THERES A MAN HERE ASKING FOR 18O"
" DONT WORRY " CAME THE ANSWER "PAY HIM, HE`S THE WINDOW CLEANER!"