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Three Foxes
Three Foxes were all caught by the leg in t farmers snares( sorry about this but they were English, Scotish and Irish).
The sound of hounds coming toward them sparks them into action. The English fox says "By jove the only way out of this trap is to gnaw through my own leg" so he does so and runs away with 3 legs.
The scotish fox sees this and realises it's his only hope so likewise he gnaws his leg off and runs away.
They meet up and decide to go back for the Irish fox who is still trapped.
"Come one" they shout "chew your leg off and let's go".
The Irish fox replies "Oh shut up, I've chewed 3 of me legs off already and I still can't move"
The sound of hounds coming toward them sparks them into action. The English fox says "By jove the only way out of this trap is to gnaw through my own leg" so he does so and runs away with 3 legs.
The scotish fox sees this and realises it's his only hope so likewise he gnaws his leg off and runs away.
They meet up and decide to go back for the Irish fox who is still trapped.
"Come one" they shout "chew your leg off and let's go".
The Irish fox replies "Oh shut up, I've chewed 3 of me legs off already and I still can't move"
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