Thoughts?

[Oghopeg]

My crush saw me and said what’s up weirdo? (Not in a mean way though more of a joking way) later I texted him and he called me hun.

[Hopkirk]

You've pulled.

[Canary42]

I look forward to the next romantic instalment (I presume he meant "honey' and not Atilla).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila

[david small]

Crush? Squash? Compress? Pulverise? What a repulsive idiom.