Seeing that Elderman has tried to be funny and post an "amusing" copy of my spoof on a previous poem here - by just substituting his name for mine and no adaptation of the text, yawn...........perhaps he would appreciate a re-rendition of this joke, published over there by slapshot (apologies, slapshot)
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Delphinian Christian Life' by Elderman.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: cost - $29.99
Elderman: cost - $129.99 - discounted to $2.99 because of lack of take-up
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Elderman: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Elderman: The story of Christ and Mary Magdalene, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe, perverted by those ABites, naomi and her ratter "gang"
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Elderman: Mary (and naomi) is a bull**** artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Elderman: Ditto for Mary (and probably naomi and her mob) as they enjoys smokin' funny substances......
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Elderman: Ditto for Mary.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Elderman: Let's not go there, there are the AB Aetheists waiting for me.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Elderman: The Delphinian Church may be forced to return my gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Elderman: I will remember naomi for the rest of my life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Elderman: ...ooh, I don't think I will go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Elderman: I will go home to the Day of Judgement- basically the same thing.