Dear God, As you know, I am a skeptic and I would require lots of evidence to believe in you, but since you're omnipotent and know what it would take to prove your existance to me so that I can believe, I am sincerely imploring you to do it.
I do not think that you can because I don't think you exist, but if you do exist, my lack of belief in your existance is irrelevant.
I am entirely open to being proved wrong with sufficient evidence and will gladly widely proclaim your greatness and write nonsense about homosexuals like Mani and go to house group at Theland's house if you do this thing for me. As a known skeptic on here, I would think that in a small way, my conversion might be a good way to witness to other atheistic scum on this website.
Amen.