Do Christians follow the teachings of Jesus...

[wizard69]

or just the bits they want to?

So here are some questions for the christians on here...

1) If I asked you to give me your tv, would you? According to jesus, not only would you give me the tv, but you would gladly throw in the dvd player as well (matthew 5:40)

2) Luke 10:19 has Jesus telling his followers that they can walk on snakes and scorpions and not be harmed. Now this, I would REALLY like to see. Not that I want to test God, just see the credentials of a TRUE believer.

3) Have you got a bank account? according to Matthew 6;19,20 you shouldnt

4) have you sold everything that you own and given it to the poor (Luke 12:33)

5)you havn't made any plans for the future have you...holidays etc? If you have you are disobeying Jesus (Matthew 6:34)

6) If someone hits you, would you invite them to do it again (Mattew 5:39)

7) If someone broke into your home and stole all of your belongings, you wouldnt phone the police and try to get them back would you? That would be against the teachings of Jesus (Luke 6:30)

8) Do you teach your children to live by such bizzare standards?

[whiffey]

Great stuff. Take up Islam. The West needs idiots like you. Do you live in the West ?

[wizard69]

nothing like a reasoned debate is there whiffey?
And with your imput this is nothing like a reasoned debate...

[whiffey]

I like your 3 dots ...

You are not looking for a debate, just a sneering ****-take, as evidenced by your question 8)

I wish you peace.

[wizard69]

whiffey, why dont you go and stick your head back up your @rse? If you cant answer a few simple questions then dont bother posting. Simple really. So simple that even a simpleton like you should be able to understand. Or maybe not?...<3 dots just for you, good night!

[whiffey]

You arrogant tw@t !!

I don't have to answer your 'questions' which you have posted on a public website. Oh simple really, don't bother posting blah blah.

Well bum face, get used to it, there are people like me out there who hold views not in tune with your own narrow hatreds and are not as thick as pig-sh!te.

I hope Christianity continues to cause you lots of problems because maybe one day you will look at it properly.

[wizard69]

you still here whiffey? Why dont you learn from your parents mistakes and use birth controll?
I know its hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen but do at least try. It goes something like this...I ask some questions and you answer them (thats why its called Answerbank..get it?..A.N.S.W.E.R.B.A.N.K)
Sheesh...you'r hard work, you are
If you dont want to answer, then dont. Understand how it works now?

[wizard69]

BTW calling me "bum face" suggests that you should be in bed with teddy by now. nighty, nighty, little one

[weeal]

pmsl
bum face lol

[whiffey]

No I don't understand how it works. I need some lessons from your own desperate and bitter hatred.

No, I don't understand how it works, because I am thick.

Am I still here ? Yes yes yes, and always will be while sneering arrogant tw@ts like you are around.

Sheesh.

[Doc_Spock]

I like Wizard.

[whiffey]

Good for you Spock, glad you took the time off from being generally unpleasant to point that out.

[wizard69]

I am tempted to call you stupid, Whiffey. But that would be an insult to

[wizard69]

stupid people

[Doc_Spock]

I am not unpleasant.

[weeal]

oh stop, the tears r running down my cheeks, my face aches

[Hyperion]

No idea to 1-8 Wizard but this thread def. doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus ;)

[wizard69]

Whiffey...can you at least manage to answer at least one of my questions?
Or are you as thick as pig manure yoursself?

[Hyperion]

Ye though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil *ducks*

[wizard69]

Hyperion..have you actually READ the gospels? all of them?
If you want chapter and verse I'll give them to you

[whiffey]

No wizard, I can't be ar$ed. Why should I 'manage' to answer any of your pre-judged asinine questions.

You are tempted to call me stupid ? Go for it !!