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mibn2cweus | 00:15 Tue 01st Apr 2008 | Religion & Spirituality
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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I would have thought twice before suggesting any such similarity . . . and I did!
Hair colours all wrong but the snout and the trotters are a perfect match!
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Not at all how I visualise you, but if you could see what you look like through my eyes you would realise what a pig I am.
What a lovely sausage dear.
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China, proceed with caution. I just checked and I can assure you that that the sausage is not mine.
It's not? Nuts!

Do you think it'd be a good idea if I told my mother there are easier ways of getting the evening off and that writing off her car isn't the best? My sister and I spent from 4pm - 7:30pm sat in her car waiting for a tow truck and playing 'if you weren't stuck with me, who woud you rather be stuck with?' :c)
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Oink oinky oink oink ^ oinky oinkems . . d�oink! . . oinker! (translation
�Now that�s one fine lookin� puss . . d�oh! . . snout!�
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If you're wondering what the hold-up is in my response to your provocative pose, I'm having some difficulting walking at the moment . . .

You made me do it!
That reminds me... I've been thinking about sausages for dinner for a while now. God knows why....
Cross your fingers for me tomorrow pumpkin, I'll need the good karma. Ta!
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Good Luck China

forget about the karma . . . it's all in your head
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China, Rick Wakeman plays piano in the studio recording of . . .

"Morning Has Broken"

Hopefully you'll find this video version (plays well in full-screen mode) worthy of saving in your favorites.
Well I still don't think I'll ever be a morning person but that's a damn good step in the right direction!
Christ CB is dire... threads about other people at a party and what a good time they're having?! I'm trying to work out if that's ironic or plain sad.

Or perhaps I'm just mardy!
I don't think CB is unique there, as R & S members seem to be having a right ole' barny on Wizards thread.
I'm keeping out of it, and staying here in this peaceful and secret retreat.
It's nice to have somewhere to post without entering into a controversy and a custard pie fight, well, an unfriendly custard pie fight.

My self esteem is at an all time low.
I got turned down for the supermarket job!
Scrapheap here I come!
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Theland, Throwing pies at even the most deserving somehow loses its appeal towards someone who is too busy throwing pies in their own face to take notice.

Self-esteem is a no less valuable resource for providing the will and summoning the wherewithal for providing for yourself and the ones you love than your desire to give them what you wish them to have. Don't hang your self-esteem on the verdicts of others whose judgment you have not even bothered to question. And don't hang your self-respect on any unfortunate outcome.

No one worthy of your gifts seeks nor wishes to benefit from your sacrificial offerings. You will not earn the respect of others by refusing to demonstrate your respect for all the good you have done throughout your life. You need to celebrate the best in what you are as much as others need to share with you in your celebration. What you deny yourself you deny others as well.

I am honoured that you have chosen this thread as a refuge from the madness so prevalent all around us. Please do not make a mockery of that honour by demeaning yourself in the presence of the few who I hope for similar reasons have chosen to join you here.
Hello Theland, I wondered where you'd got to. I agree with everything Mibs said (don't worry Mibs, I'm sure we're due some custard pie slinging at some point). I went for an interview the other day, hence the good luck request and I'm pretty sure I didn't get it. While it's not the most wonderful feeling in the world, (I'm still working out what that feeling is actually, I generally tend towards belly laughing), it's nowt to do with my self esteem. For whatever reason I wasn't what they were looking for and generally speaking these things tend to work out for the best.

Don't take it to heart, where employment comes I've recently learnt the hard way, it really is nothing personal.
You see Mibs? This is like a convent or a monastary for those that need a bit of a retreat, but you said that didn't you? (I wish I had, it sounded so wise!)
Anyway, I trained as an engineer and had a job requiring a lot of analytical thinking, and now? They won't even take me on to push supermarket trolleys around the car park!
It takes a bit of getting used to I can tell you.
Anyway, on the bright side, I bought myself a bike today, and although I have only ridden it home from the shop, I have great plans to explore the mysterious banks of the river Mersey, accompanied on occasions by my six year old grandson. We shall make a splendid team, and will hunt for monsters in Eastham woods, and stop for refreshments at the Eastham Ferry Hotel, or the little pub next door, and discuss our exploits. There's even an ice cream van up there at the weekends.
I had a phone call from the delightful, "Bez", whose heart is solid gold. What a nice person.
Just a thought, as I am already celibate, if I were to eat my meals in silence, would I be entitled to a free habit, and a swig of wine every day?
(You don't ask you don't get!)

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