Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

But neither your sister or Naomi have left a calling card!
And Luna-Sea has lost his voice.

[China Doll]

I only told Naomi where we were today so it might take her a couple of days reading to catch up!

I'll tell Kpnuts to pop on and say hi to you all tomorrow so you can think of some questions she can answer otherwise she'll just stand there stuttering and end up doing her bum dance.

(I wouldn't mind but when she reads this I'm probably going to be sitting next to her so I'm now likely to get a slap).

[Theland1]

Do we limit our questions to pathology, (is she a pathologist?), or can she also advise on my wardrobe?

[China Doll]

Nope, she just had an interest in it for a while and she likes CSI almost as much as me. All hail they mightly Griff!

Wardrobe advice? Erm... depends whether you like lime green or not I would imagine.

[mibn2cweus]

Oh NO! Not Naomi? You know what happens to a thread once she comes around ~ It invariably veers irretrievably off topi . . . erm . . . never mind . . .

[China Doll]

But she does bring her own corkscrew Mibs.

[Theland1]

Naomi will undoubtedly appear laden with gifts of rock and 'Kiss Me Quick," hats for us, from her recent holiday in Skegness with Waldo, after terrorising the poor landlady of the B & B for a fortnight!

[China Doll]

I think she got me a grass skirt.

[Theland1]

Then I hope she brings me a mower!

[China Doll]

I'm going to be wearing jeans under it you know, it's not that warm here!

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, buddy, chum, pal, where are you? Come show us what you brought . . . err . . . tell us about your trip!

[Theland1]

Maybe you should wear a sign.
Please keep off the grass!

[Theland1]

Somebody mention, "Trip," ... er .... man.

[Theland1]

.... or another one .....
No ball games allowed!

[China Doll]

Yeah, what'd you buy us? Let me see... Oh and before I forget, Theland and Mibs both said they wanted to see all your photos in detail and have the funny story for each one explained to them in triplicate.

[China Doll]

Actually, with reference to that please keep off the grass thing. I did once seriously consider getting a tattoo on by bum saying No Entry.

[mibn2cweus]

Yeah, that's what we said . . . Theland and I . . . unhuh, that's right!

[mibn2cweus]

That tatoo doesn't work anyway . . . just ask Thelands proctologist.

[China Doll]

Well I can only go on what I understand to have been said Mibs ;0P

[China Doll]

Perhaps I should have put it over my mouth then...