Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

Naomis' holiday snaps ........
"Me on a rock, Waldo on a rock, me and Waldo on a rock."

Me eating ice cream, Waldo eating ice cream, me and Waldo eating ice cream."

"Me on the beach, Wald ..... ooh look, that's when me strap broke!"

[China Doll]

Bum... I just thought, I said I'd get blondie to come and say hi later and she's not going to appreciate the visual on that no entry story... in either place.

If she tells mum I'm taking it out on you.

[China Doll]

Theland, as far as that last paragraph goes... you wish! ;0P

[Theland1]

Yeah, pesky procto can't read!

[Theland1]

I live in hope.

[China Doll]

I wonder if she kept her beanie hat on?

Just a thought.

[Theland1]

There really is a naturist beach in Skeggy? Wow!

[China Doll]

God, how cold would that be?!

[mibn2cweus]

Theland, Were you thinking about the same strap that I was?

[Theland1]

"I've got my luuuuurve to keep me warm ........"

[Theland1]

..... afraid so Mibs, afraid so!

[mibn2cweus]

I can't believe I just asked that! Shame on you Theland!

[Theland1]

Will we make 500 posts tonight?

[China Doll]

It's always bl00dy straps with you two isn't it?!

[Theland1]

I can't feel shame, not allowed, my self esteem is already at an all time low, so shame would sink it further!

Anyway, instead of "strap" let's think, "clasp .... sort of ..."

[mibn2cweus]

If not tonight, today is a definite possibility . . .

[Theland1]

...... a sort of hoop .... if you know worra mean like ....

[China Doll]

Hey, I am sitting right here and I gotta say, I've a limited interest in clasps and straps!

Unless we're talking shoes, I like shoes.

[Theland1]

Naomis' cruel humour may have compelled her to bring me back a packet of disposable rubber gloves ... and a rather large bar of rock .....

[mibn2cweus]

Dressed in nothin' but a hula-hoop . . . a sight to behold.