Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

When getting theatrical, we males must refrain from unintended innuendo.
For example, "Enter China ...... "
Or , "Waiting to see Naomis' grand entrance ...... ", may be misconstrued as ungentlemanly and devoid of chivalry.
Good manners demand that I assure the female contingent that no offence is, was, or ever will be intentional.

(But, eee by gumm, it's funny!)

[Theland1]

Actually, my glass is fully empty. I've just drained the bottle!
(Should have bought two!)

[naomi24]

Oh dear ...... we cross posted there, Theland. You've brightened up - and I'm delighted - and I thank you for those kind words.

The odd paranoia? Well, someone here said I was scary, or words to that effect - and that's pretty scary because one or two on AB proper have said something like that too . I know I'm a determined lady, and truth to me really is paramount (I was married to a compulsive liar and learnt enough about liars to know I don't like them at all) - and I know I'm outspoken - some of my friends call it 'blunt' - but scary? Me? Surely not!

Love the bag, by the way. Very fetching. Today Liverpool, tomorrow Milan! Bikes and bags - the new look for summer.

[naomi24]

Very difficult when someone picks a name like 'China'!

Maybe it's time to go for the gin and tonic - as I have.

[Theland1]

With all of these rubber gloves knocking about, "Enter Mibs," takes on a whole new meaning!

[naomi24]

Do you ever really say 'eee by gumm'?

[Theland1]

I feel a poem coming on.

[naomi24]

And do you really ever use rubber gloves?

[naomi24]

Is it about rubber gloves?

[Theland1]

Nah! That's Lancashire, where the, " Woolly Backs," live!
Scouse is far, far more expletive!

[naomi24]

Or is it about 'eee by gumm'?

[naomi24]

What's a 'Woolly Back'? Sounds like a sheep.

[Theland1]

Rubber gloves? I'd be lost without my Marigolds for washing the dishes!

[Theland1]

A woolly back IS a a sheep! And the endearment used by city dwellers to describe the folk who live beyond the city boundary. A slight change of accent, and you are a, "Woolly!"

[naomi24]

Gin finished. Got to go to bed now - but I'm looking forward in great anticipation to reading your poem in the morning. In fact I'm all agog - and that something I've never told anyone, so keep it to youself, won't you! x

[naomi24]

Am I? And I thought I was all agog! Nighty night. x

[Theland1]

Sweet dreams Nim.

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, You have no idea how much I appreciate your being there yesterday. Whilst I was away you not only saved the day but gave China a much deserved day off as well.

Thank You *

I suspect another poem may be on the way soon and as much as I look forward to another recitation from 'The Leopold of Poetry' I think I'll strap myself into China's armor de l'amour (rearwise of course) in preparation for the post presentation festivities.

* I hope your audio system (if not your taste in music) is better than some peoples is apparently .

[naomi24]

Mibs, I'm pretty stressed today trying to meet almost impossible deadlines. Since I've been sitting here for several hours, I thought I'd stop for a quick visit to 'The Secret Santuary' with cup of tea, and what do I find? One of the most beautiful gifts I have ever received. That was just lovely - and suits my taste in music very well indeed. Thank you.

[mibn2cweus]

Stress? You came to the right place . . . I hope . . .