Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[naomi24]

Oh, the visions you conjure!! Is is fact ..... or is it fiction? Mibs .... the enigmatic....... (even though he's probably sick of awarding unwarranted stars by now!).

[naomi24]

China .... how about Mabel? Can you see yourself as a Mabel?

[naomi24]

Mibs ...... you're here ........ but you're not. What an enigmatic creature you are ........ and I can practically hear you chuckling! I usually call Theland an Old Devil, but I sincerely believe that you deserve an equal accolade. You Old Devil!!

Got to go to bed now. Goodnight, my dears, and I wish you beautiful dreams. Many kisses. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, Sick . . . perhaps. Unwarranted . . . not in the least. We are all children of the stars. If only everyone realised and fully appreciated the significance of their existence.

Sweet dreams . . . all of you.

[Theland1]

Yes, Chinas' name does lead us frequently up the trouser leg of punnery. But what the heck, I roll my eyes heavenward when I hear folk asking if anybody fancies a Chinese? And that's the innocent end of the flugubrious nombles. They get nearer the knuckle with every turn of my cobwebbed imagination.

[China Doll]

Typical. I turn my back for a bit and my name gets taken in vain again.

[Theland1]

"What have i told you about coming home late ...... careful strangers ...... will the neighbours think ....... making all this noise ...... be like other girls and just ......... what will people think if you go out in those shoes ..... hope you haven't been drinking young lady ...... blah blah ..... nag nag .......

[China Doll]

Alas, you're mistaken. I've not been out on the razz and certainly not meeting up with strange men. I did have a hot chocolate with hazelnut but that's as exciting as it got. I've no excuse for my slight absence.

[mibn2cweus]

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;

Why not? . . . Juliet

[Theland1]

Naomi, you asked, "You OK?"
You'll be sorry you asked!
No, alas, still gripped by a totally unreasonable fear of anything that rocks the boat, even a little, like the postman leaving his pesky letters, and trying to win this battle of wits with life, and life keeps winning, it is in control and not me.
A rush of metaphors is threatening to drain my brain, ship tossed on the ocean, etc etc
I need some black cloud spray, guaranteed to burst black clouds, roots 'n all, and leave a fresh smell of silver lining .........

[China Doll]

I quite like Juliet actually... Although I hope I make slightly better choices than she did.

I've no excuse as my nan used to tell me that if I couldn't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything at all. I was merely heeding her advice for a change!

[Theland1]

Juliet ........ it grows on me.

[mibn2cweus]

Ah oh! I remember now . . . she drinks poison!
That will never do!

[China Doll]

No, she stabs herself!

[Theland1]

Sounds like a good soap plot ....

[mibn2cweus]

Right, it was a dagger what did her in. Still no good!

[China Doll]

It's the good basis for a musical too Theland, just ask whoever did Westside Story! (I hope they got a good price for their soul).

Personally my sympathies have always been with the Danish Prince but that doesn't bode well either and I was never a massive fan of Ophelia. I was quite fond of Lady Macbeth (I think she was misunderstood) but that 's probably a bit wrong... I did play Beatrice once though I recall!

[mibn2cweus]

What a great bedtime story. Lover does herself in while Romeo sleeps, only to awaken to a nightmare!

[Theland1]

China, climb up into that balcony.
Mibs, stand below and get all romantic, better take them boots off, could spoil the moment.
Right! Places everybody! Quiet please!
And .......................

Mibs breaks into song, and "Juliet" leans over the balcony, thinking that the Foo Fighters have stopped by.
"Mibsio, oh Mibsio, wherefore art thou Mibsio?"

[China Doll]

Chuckles I quite like the idea of using the Foo Fighters to base the next Romeo and Juliette musical on.

There are worse bedtime stories... I find Snow White pretty petrifying actually!