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mibn2cweus | 00:15 Tue 01st Apr 2008 | Religion & Spirituality
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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I'm 90% sure that I've probably said all those things Theland... I was thinking something along the lines of ...

Do I look like a naturally helpful person? Get a ******* clue numpty (If I say it with a smile I might get away with it!)

I probably should have specified bottled water actually... Ooops! It's Naomi's fault anyway....
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I predict a storm brewing in the sanctuary tonight . . . wait . . . it's already here!

Luna, save us from our sins . . . or point the finger of blame!

. . . Oh No!
And thar she blows!!!!!

Just a cotton pickin' minute, China. Why is it my fault? don't you even try to pass the buck. I have witnesses, you know. Did you for one moment think to mention water - bottled or otherwise? No, you didn't - and since I gave Luna such absolutely spiffing advice before he ventured intrepidly into the unknown, I would say the mention of mundane topics such as water should have been your department. And now look what's happened. No Luna. And why? Because he's probably still trapped in the loo and is currently wasting away, that's why. And all because YOU forgot to tell him about the water! And why did you forget? Because you're too busy thinking up chat up lines to hook this superman in your office. Oh, never mind your friends, eh? Let them suffer. Drop 'em like hot cakes when a new face comes along. Just let them innocently wend their way around the world without a word of practical advice. Selfish I call it. Humph .... some people!

Ohhh Theland .... I'm not at all sure meeting up is a good idea. I was merely musing and wondering if we'd all get on. Do you think we would? (Not sure about the north though. Can foreigners drink the water there? And more to the point, would we understand the language?).

Why aren't you going for that interview in the garage? Surely that's easier than what you're doing?
The garage would be easier, but so boring.
Also, more money in the marine engineering game, and the daily challenge of course. Plus, I can set a better example to my kids this way.

Daughter and family off to Dominican Rebublc in the morning- I'll be worrie d sick until they return. Have you been there? Sounds daft to me - North Wales sounds safer!
O.K. we won't meet.
I won't ask again.
Sorry.
(You ashamed of me?)
An old saying by my long deceased aunty Pauline to describe the "trots."

"...... could **** through the eye of a needle without splashing the sides!"

There! I've immortalised that wonderful woman.
$h1t that is.
We need an anthem for the Sanctuary.
Any ideas?
No, I'm not ashamed of you, Theland. I think a lot of people on AB meet up. (Incidentally, China, how did your meeting go?).

Yes, I have been to the Dominican Republic. Why are you worried? It's good to see the world and experience new things.

Anthem? Mmmm .... I'm thinking.
Which meeting my love?
Didn't you say you were going to meet up with someone from AB a week or so back? Someone who is very gorgeous?
Oh yeah, Whiskey! Sorry, I did wonder if you were asking after my friday work meeting.. I'm meeting up with her end of September actually so not happened yet.
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See, I told you he would be just fine!

mibs makes a hasty retreat back to his hole . . . ~o">
Does anyone have any paracetamol? Some form of eggs with bacon, a vat of coffee and a water reservoire would also be appreciated.
Groans

To feel this bad I should really have had to go abroad and eat salad washed in the local water... (Sorry Luna).

This is not right, it can't be just a hangover.
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I think I let myself down on steps 5,6,7 and 8.
Sorry to learn you are suffering China, and hope it's nothing more than a mildhangver or a 24 hour bug.
Get well for being on the starting blocks Tuesday morning.

Glancing at the new threads on R & S and I get the feeling of deja vu, in fact, I think I could predict the responses I would arouse if I dared to answer any of them - so I won't, ad will content myself for now wit the odd contribution in the Sanctuary.
Call it, "debate fatigue", if you will, certainly complacency or apathy.
T'was actually just a very bad hangover which was cured by adding more alcohol and quite a lot of chips and a pizza... I think I need to join the gym!

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