And thar she blows!!!!!
Just a cotton pickin' minute, China. Why is it my fault? don't you even try to pass the buck. I have witnesses, you know. Did you for one moment think to mention water - bottled or otherwise? No, you didn't - and since I gave Luna such absolutely spiffing advice before he ventured intrepidly into the unknown, I would say the mention of mundane topics such as water should have been your department. And now look what's happened. No Luna. And why? Because he's probably still trapped in the loo and is currently wasting away, that's why. And all because YOU forgot to tell him about the water! And why did you forget? Because you're too busy thinking up chat up lines to hook this superman in your office. Oh, never mind your friends, eh? Let them suffer. Drop 'em like hot cakes when a new face comes along. Just let them innocently wend their way around the world without a word of practical advice. Selfish I call it. Humph .... some people!
Ohhh Theland .... I'm not at all sure meeting up is a good idea. I was merely musing and wondering if we'd all get on. Do you think we would? (Not sure about the north though. Can foreigners drink the water there? And more to the point, would we understand the language?).
Why aren't you going for that interview in the garage? Surely that's easier than what you're doing?