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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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China, To rack up a million points requires the carefully plotted clearing of 60-70 piles of bricks, which at one minute a stack takes at least a hour of intense unerring concentration, perhaps a little luck, and in my case more like two hours or more (assuming I make it through in one go) . . . not much room left for envy there . . . however, if you get tired of enjoying the fun and pleasure derived from just blasting away . . . my how I envy you . . . I would be happy to discuss and compare strategies?
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Mibs, thank you. There's no place like home.
China, not going for the Botox then?
Mmmm ...... maybe you need to get your Miss Marple hat on with this man. You're good at getting to know people so go for it girl - only don't frighten him off, will you. I mean, just how long can someone go on being THAT helpful?!
Luna, I hate to say I told you so, but I will! There IS a big world out there, isn't there, and it's yours if you have the courage to take it. I had my doubts when you said you'd chosen Tunisia for your first trip abroad - bit of a culture shock - but I'm so pleased you had a good time - although sorry to hear you fell foul of the Tunisian Trots! (So where next?).
Thanks for Spike Milligan - my favourite. That sounded exactly like some of the people I met. Couldn't understand a word!
China, not going for the Botox then?
Mmmm ...... maybe you need to get your Miss Marple hat on with this man. You're good at getting to know people so go for it girl - only don't frighten him off, will you. I mean, just how long can someone go on being THAT helpful?!
Luna, I hate to say I told you so, but I will! There IS a big world out there, isn't there, and it's yours if you have the courage to take it. I had my doubts when you said you'd chosen Tunisia for your first trip abroad - bit of a culture shock - but I'm so pleased you had a good time - although sorry to hear you fell foul of the Tunisian Trots! (So where next?).
Thanks for Spike Milligan - my favourite. That sounded exactly like some of the people I met. Couldn't understand a word!
Oh dear, It sounds like Luna did drink the water. Butt (sic) there is a bright side. When its all over you probably won�t have to take a crap again for a week!
China, I�m holding you responsible for helping Luna to get his $hit together.
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It�s great to see so many of my favorite ab�ers together again and on the same page . . . if only literally . . .
China, I�m holding you responsible for helping Luna to get his $hit together.
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It�s great to see so many of my favorite ab�ers together again and on the same page . . . if only literally . . .
Oh, heavens!! Did any of us think to warn Luna against drinking the water? I don't think so. 'Scuse me ............. I'm off on a guilt trip.
Mmmm ........... thinks ............ I wonder what would happen if we got together literally? Would we like each other? Would we get on? How would we recognise each other? Stroll into a pub with a copy of The Times tucked under the arm, and a pink carnation in the buttonhole - or in the case of the ladies, perhaps clenched between the teeth?
By the way, China, speaking of teeth and going back to that thread about people looking like celebrities, my dentist tells me I have a smile like Julia Roberts - but that's where the similarity ends unfortunately. To take it any further I wouldn't need waxed eyebrows, tinted lashes, or even Botox - I'd need a complete head transplant! :o)
Mmmm ........... thinks ............ I wonder what would happen if we got together literally? Would we like each other? Would we get on? How would we recognise each other? Stroll into a pub with a copy of The Times tucked under the arm, and a pink carnation in the buttonhole - or in the case of the ladies, perhaps clenched between the teeth?
By the way, China, speaking of teeth and going back to that thread about people looking like celebrities, my dentist tells me I have a smile like Julia Roberts - but that's where the similarity ends unfortunately. To take it any further I wouldn't need waxed eyebrows, tinted lashes, or even Botox - I'd need a complete head transplant! :o)
Security breach alert! Have we sprung a leak?
. . . and no, I haven�t just now noticed . . .
I recollect authorising present company to post my questions elsewhere . . . but . . . how did Bazile get wind of it? Conspiracy theories welcomed . . . and no one here is suspect of any �wrong doing� or in line for a scolding or reprimand. Just curious . . . and trying to stay out of trouble . . .
Bazile, are you there?
. . . and no, I haven�t just now noticed . . .
I recollect authorising present company to post my questions elsewhere . . . but . . . how did Bazile get wind of it? Conspiracy theories welcomed . . . and no one here is suspect of any �wrong doing� or in line for a scolding or reprimand. Just curious . . . and trying to stay out of trouble . . .
Bazile, are you there?
I don't think Baz does know we're here... He hasn't mentioned it in any of the PMs we send, (yes I know, is there anyone I don't know?!) I think he was just following on from the question about how old AB is. I can tell him if you like though... ;0P
Mibs - You're absolutely disgusting. Is it not enough that I have to look at photos of mens bits all day that you feel the need to send all the crap my way! (I'm sorry everybody else, it's gross but he did start it).
Mibs - You're absolutely disgusting. Is it not enough that I have to look at photos of mens bits all day that you feel the need to send all the crap my way! (I'm sorry everybody else, it's gross but he did start it).
God... Outings on school nights are always such a bad idea, I'm utterly knackered and about a 2 on the hangover chart.
My technique is a columns based technique... Basically I make sure the columns match up and there's no little one square straglers, the average game lasts about 5 mins at best with me and I think my highest score is 600,000 and something. I'm officially rubbish I think! :0)
Naomi - In all fairness, my comparrison wth Anna Friel is in much the same vein as your Julia Roberts one!
Hi Luna and Theland, hope all's going well with you both!
My technique is a columns based technique... Basically I make sure the columns match up and there's no little one square straglers, the average game lasts about 5 mins at best with me and I think my highest score is 600,000 and something. I'm officially rubbish I think! :0)
Naomi - In all fairness, my comparrison wth Anna Friel is in much the same vein as your Julia Roberts one!
Hi Luna and Theland, hope all's going well with you both!
China 600000 is so close to getting you on the (All-Time) board that you should be able to taste it.
Perhaps you should log in. It would be a shame if you broke the all time record and it didn't get posted cause you weren't logged in. My first million went unrecorded, disqualified for having two Mind-Jolt windows open at once . . . Grrrr!!!
Perhaps you should log in. It would be a shame if you broke the all time record and it didn't get posted cause you weren't logged in. My first million went unrecorded, disqualified for having two Mind-Jolt windows open at once . . . Grrrr!!!
Shooting bricks and travel are far too highbrow for me, so I can't add any meaningful comment there.
The garage job rang today to invite me for an interview. Nah! Don't think so!
I'll stick with the spanners for the time being.
Sadly, I'm back on th fags. I needed a crutch and there they were. The rest is history.
Only ridden my bike to the shops and back lately, just too knackered after work to go further!
I think we should help China with some suggestion for chat up lines.
Here we go then .......
The garage job rang today to invite me for an interview. Nah! Don't think so!
I'll stick with the spanners for the time being.
Sadly, I'm back on th fags. I needed a crutch and there they were. The rest is history.
Only ridden my bike to the shops and back lately, just too knackered after work to go further!
I think we should help China with some suggestion for chat up lines.
Here we go then .......
Chinas' old favourite:
"Explain fractals to me and we'll have breakfast together ...."
"I've been looking at pictures of diseased dangly bits all day, and it would be nice to ee a real healthy one to make a comparison ...... in the inteests of medical research of course ...... "
"I've invited myself round to your place to see your etchings."
I lose all of my inhibitions afer just two drinks .... do you fancy a pint?"
" I collect thongs ...... do you wana see one.....?"
"Explain fractals to me and we'll have breakfast together ...."
"I've been looking at pictures of diseased dangly bits all day, and it would be nice to ee a real healthy one to make a comparison ...... in the inteests of medical research of course ...... "
"I've invited myself round to your place to see your etchings."
I lose all of my inhibitions afer just two drinks .... do you fancy a pint?"
" I collect thongs ...... do you wana see one.....?"
Yes Naomi, let's consider meeting up for a drink.
You organise it.
Somewhere on the Wirral would be great .... for me and the boss.
China could bring fancy man, and you could tear Mr 24 away from his blackberry to come along also.
Mr and Mrs Mibs and Luna and lover as well.
I'll help with the travel costs, as soon as this overtime ban i lifted.
And we can still remain anonymous, addressing each other by our AB names.
Go ooooooon! Do it.
You organise it.
Somewhere on the Wirral would be great .... for me and the boss.
China could bring fancy man, and you could tear Mr 24 away from his blackberry to come along also.
Mr and Mrs Mibs and Luna and lover as well.
I'll help with the travel costs, as soon as this overtime ban i lifted.
And we can still remain anonymous, addressing each other by our AB names.
Go ooooooon! Do it.
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