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joggerjayne | 11:20 Wed 04th Aug 2010 | Religion & Spirituality
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Greek and Roman gods ate honey, mead, grapes, etc.

Some of the pagan gods ate goats, and drank the blood of virgins.

Voodoo deities presumably eat snakes, or something.

But what does God eat?

Presumably He doesn't have to pay, so I guess He always eats at the celestial equivalent of The Ivy, or Le Manoir Aux Quat' Saisons.
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It is explained in the Bible.
God likes meat done to a crisp because He loves the smell of burning flesh.
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What ... lots and lots of teeny nectar things?

Loke a blue whale, with plankton?
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I thought God would be more of a "medium rare" person, beso.
Bet he has mercia as his catering manager....
Exodus 29:16-18
"And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar. And thou shalt cut the ram in pieces, and wash the inwards of him, and his legs, and put them unto his pieces, and unto his head. And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the Lord: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the Lord."
Is it OK to do that in the back garden, with a disposable barbie, Beso?
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Ram ?

I wonder if God eats the boIIocks ... like on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here ?
and ice cream
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I bet God gets Ben and Jerry's !
Chips and gravy???? Food of heathens, no-necks, skip-lickers, and northern monkeys!!

God has chips and ketchup. He's also partial to the occaisional McDonalds. He does have a weakness for KFC though, I saw him eat a 14 Bargain Bucket all to Himself once
Sheep's eyes. Allāhu Akbar
God chows down on the souls of the fallen. And Dime Bars.
Jeezburgers
Bacon rolls.
Nice one square.
and the odd magnum
Muslim Suicide Bombers
Cloned Beef and Milk

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