Oh my it really is raining in England isn't it. Raining here too but very moderately so far - the weather you lot are talking about, I often get it two days later. (Much like your jokes, really, ha ha ha!)
Nope, no recollection whatsoever of you and Chas on a carpet (sample) Robinia - and yet it sounds so hauntingly memorable ;-) Post it again!
Yuck, I tried some perfume on yesterday and it won't stop reeking, it's in my clothes. I love perfume but my sense of smell isn't good anymore (too many colds and flus) so I have to rely on my old favourites or on sites where customers post reviews. But they're always the same, no matter which perfume you look at, there's always one group saying they've worn it for twenty years and it's their signature scent, another group saying "yuck it's an old lady smell", alternatively it's a moth ball smell ;-), a third group saying "have they changed the formula" (those posters have probably had too many colds too) and the odd guy here and there always entitling his epistle OPINION OF A MAN and those posts are always saying what a sexy scent it is; I think those guys are payed.
Here's a song I'm loving at the moment, I suppose you all hear it on the radio five times a day, except perhaps for Neti, so Neti this one's for you. I think you'll like it, it's very Duffyesque isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZXFQiOdyQ4