Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[netibiza]

Well, I looked at that scream thing and though, so what, slightly amusing - then I left the desk and wobbled around the room! Is that meant to be, I was really disorientated for a minute: (or is it just me again!!)

[DaSwede]

S h i t. Thank you Neti, your so what just made me realize that the instructions for use vanished when I tried posting the link with this new method... Hang on, I'll be back (but will I ever be home tonight...)

[DaSwede]

Here we go:

Download ILLUSION.EXE to your PC.

Execute the program.

Concentrate on the center of your screen for about 20-25 seconds.

Now look at the back of your hand.

Don't scream.... It's only an optical illusion.


....okay?

[netibiza]

Wow - then my skin appeared to sort of swell up and undulate, was that supposed to happen - quite good anyway! Am attempting to leave the room now, which way shall I wobble out? off totters neti - ooops cupboard again - sorry George!

[netibiza]

<< neti stumbles outta the cupboard - been there all night wobbling about, damned illusion! >>

Good morning biddiebankers - very blowy day here today (and I do not mean me) , buckets, mops everything is flying around - debris everywhere, can't be bothered to sweep it until it calms down. Will go shopping for luxuries today, just feel like it, next week daughter will be home, so no more money - she'll drain me.

[Robinia]

bright sunshiny day ....crikey 3 days in a row. Storms a-comin' tomorrow.
not the best start ....nice young man (NOT) over the road revving his car at 6.20, coughing his 2 brain cells out, & every morning he does this noisy thing to his car...my sister says it's a tyre pressure gizmo. Why every day? I know nuttin about cars.

Charlie took a leap at the settee last night...missed...flew backwards & obviously hurt himself. He's ambling round like an old man today...tut....as my mum would say...there's always sommat.

I'll pass on the illusion Kit, I don't like anything that makes me even more
goggle-eyed than I am already.

[jno]

gosh, quiet in here... too quiet... WHERE IS EVERYONE... you don't suppose they went off to the seaside without me?

[netibiza]

I've gone back in the cupboard with George, it's more fun!!

[jno]

sounds like the
real thing
neti

[VINNY100_2]

Mornin....
ooh arrrr....just been chased by 3 Turkeys...even when I jumped in the car,they gave chase....hahahaha....! erm...strange noise's comeing from a wardrobe in ibiza..has she got george on full power....ooops...netti's just blown a fuse .Turned out lovely again..ere.!
meercat manor right,me eggs nearly done,catch you in a bit>>>>>>>>>>>(:O)

[Robinia]

evenin' all....is everyone well? are you all in neti's closet?

mmm, Vinny sees me as a meercat eh?...must mean he thinks I'm cute & amusing......oh, he's left me a pressie too....

flea powder & immac........riiiiight.....

think we need a
commercial break whilst I plot revenge...

[DaSwede]

Dearlord what fresh hell is this... Coupla weeks ago I could have sworn I heard neighing from one of the rooms here at the Villa Casanova and now I'm stumbling over furry thingies and Immac and flea powder... just came in to wish'em all a nice weekend but that seems pretty superfluous.

I'm sure I don't know what they're talking about anyway

Neti, has BOO reached you yet. She's been asking about your email addy (over at Suggs.) jno tried to help out but I'm not sure BOO has seen that reply.

...soo... do have a nice weekend, everybody! Bye now!

[Robinia]

hi Kit....the neighing will have been
my knight in shining armour....
he'll be here very soon, I told him to pick up a chinese on his way here. If he turns up with spare ribs again I'll bat him...it's his idea of a little joke.

in the meantime, while it's empty in here
I'll have a dance around my trolley

[netibiza]

Good morning all - i've joined Chatterbank - and am having a laugh on there. Same old folk as on ab.

[Robinia]

traitor....

[VINNY100_2]

Good mornin loyal biddybankers...hope your all okay....turned out nice again....
good luck in your new home netti,and thankyou for all your funny contributions..ummm....same ole folk ay.....lol...(:O)

[Robinia]

hahahaha - I've just spluttered me luxury shortbread all over the keyboard.....

[shaneystar2]

Hi folks ..hope you are all well ...been lovely weather here so have been gardening and killing meself as you do !
Bit of spring cleaning too ....the sun shows the muck !
I'm staying here .I know who I can trust !

[Robinia]

hi shaney glad you're still wiv uz....know what you mean, I ache in places.......I've done sommink very silly, I've smothered myself in scented body lotion...I'm going to have every hungry bug in Derbyshire making a bee-line for me....

that should do it

[netibiza]

Vinny hello my dear - Have sent an urgaent email toyour budweiser email , please help me.

I am still a loyal biddybanker - I was bored the other day so wandered around the internet, have joined everything that I could, god i?ll never remember who I am on all of them.

How are you all sweetiepies?