My Pet Budgie...

[1ozzy]

...Had a whinge at me the other day.
He said "You only give me breakfast but the pet Cockatoo gets dinner as well".

I want parrot tea!!!!

[Svejk]

I knew you ozzy blokes like a cockatoo.

[1ozzy]

Right proper galah hey?

[Chipchopper]

That's why you can never find any painkillers in the jungle, because the para-cet-amol.

[maggiebee]

Who's a pretty boy then??

[marval]

lol

[Togo]

Don't worry its only a minah issue.

[cupid04]

Aaah, that's tweet ;-)