Fancy Dress

[Patsy33]

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant…

[ChillDoubt]

Ooh, you little Goody Two Shoes!

[Chipchopper]

Subtle innuendo's follow...

[paudiek]

A man goes to a fancy dress party.
He knocked at the door,the host answered.
The host was startled to see the man who had his wife on his back.
"What did you come as" he asked the man.
"A snail"the man answered.
"And who is that"said to host.
"Oh that's Michelle"said the man!!!!!

[Patsy33]

I was about to go to a fancy dress party as a can of deodorant. My wife stopped me and said “Are you Sure?”