Gawd the wife's in a right mood!
Someone has stolen her pair of knickers off the washing line ...she's not bothered about her knickers she just wants the 12 pegs back!!
I met the missus in a nightclub my mate said "that big girl in the corner keeps looking at you ..go an chat to her"
"I said hi I'm bernie what's your name then"
"She said I'm Anita"
I said "I know I can see that"