Pal O' Mine...

[Chipchopper]

Was doing some chainsaw work on his property, stopped about half way thru to take a drink, and accidentally picked up the wrong bottle.
Instead of water, he took a big gulp of chainsaw oil, by mistake.

I phoned his house to find out if my buddy was okay. his wife answered and said "he can't come to the phone right now, as he has a saw throat"

[jno]

well, don't fret

[Hopkirk]

I think he will get a hacking cough

[Voltage]

a bit more choke and he might start

[Bazile]

What's his name - Paddy O'Sawnnagan ?

[Chipchopper]

A passing tour bus full of musicians witnessed the whole thing.
Apparently the 'bandsaw it coming'

[Patsy33]

I heard he was a right cut throat...

[Bazile]

Chipchopper - who was the bandleader ?

Boris Sawaljew ?

[Chipchopper]

Don't know, Baz.
They was on their way to a jig

[Tilly2]

His throat must be feeling really tenonder. Poor man.

[Patsy33]

Whilst recuperating, he could do a jigsaw...

[Chipchopper]

He was once addicted to break fluid but always insisted that he could stop at any time he liked.

[Bazile]

Thanks Chipchopper