Irish Police

[DTCwordfan]

Man runs out of a West Belfast pub with his arms on fire

The local Garda catch him and charge him with having a pair of armalites.

[weecalf]

He musta run some distance

[Chipchopper]

Firearms offence huh ?

[Jackdaw33]

There are no Gardai in Belfast. That is a term for the ROI police.

[Sipowicz]

^^^^^^^
Shot down in flames!

[davegosling]

Possibly one of the least-informed (i.e. stupidest) posts the OP has ever posted. And that up against some serious competition!

If he had any common decency, he'd ask the Ed to remove the entire thread.

[jno]

just a pun...

[davegosling]

A pun? How, exactly?

[DTCwordfan]

davegosling, there's a few short piers around for you to take a long jump off....I couldn't give a crap.

[poorclare]

Garda serve in the Republic of Ireland, here in Belfast we have the PSNI - Police Service of Northern Ireland(British police force)

[DTCwordfan]

Post Brexit, Clare, post Brexit.......x

[-SharonA-]

Had to Google armalites! :-(

[DTCwordfan]

lol, sharon, I've a daughter into serious weaponry and loves to shoot them!

[poorclare]

Stupid joke, actually it is not a joke to those of us living in Northern Ireland.

[DTCwordfan]

switch Garda for Fuzz or Pigs then, dg....your choice.