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Voltage | 18:20 Mon 14th May 2018 | Jokes
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Two men dressed in armour walk into a hotel and walk up to the receptionist.

One asks 'A room for two knights please
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I've stopped at that hotel before
It's called the Moathouse
...and it must have a table in it. A round one. Thank you.
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tilly get ya coat ;-)
Two Knight's fully booked.
Joust in case you don't believe me - I've got some pictures
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their mate lance stayed there too!
I hope they were wearing protection!
They got the special offer of two knights for the price of one, but they would be on the mailing list.
Joust two knigh's Sire ?
Hey - 'joust 'has been taken
..as a favour, please.
No need to throw down the gauntlet Baz, 'joust' wasn't there when I posted :-)
Both called Lancelot?

Guess we are going to see a chainmail as to this thread?
One was a geologist - Sir Vey.
They went to the restaurant, the chef a right dragon, "We don't served canned food in here."
Maybe they were Gawain on holiday?
They would if it were Spamalot, DT!
They kept ordering Arthur pints all knight , at the bar
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