Colander

[Patsy33]

I yelled into a colander this morning, and strained my voice..

[Ken4155]

Don't believe you, Patsy. I think your story is full of holes.

[Hopkirk]

I bet you are feeling drained.

[Chipchopper]

You don't rinse your words do you ?

[Patsy33]

Let's keep this joke sieve-il ....

[elliemay1]

You take a whisk when you post utensil jokes

[Chipchopper]

Now that's opened a whole new can of worms!

[marval]

Don't get steamed up about it.

[Bazile]

I'm taking my strainer back to the shop for a refund , cos it's leaking

[jennyjoan]

This is true - when I was a kid my mother asked me for a colander and I climbed up on a step and gave her the callendar.

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Easy mistake, JJ

[jennyjoan]

^^ calendar being spelt wrong

[Patsy33]

Lol.. Never noticed JJ :-)

[Hopkirk]

I didn't get a present for 'er indoors because I wrote her birthday on the colander.

[Patsy33]

Your relationship must be strained then Hopkirk...