3 Trees And A Woodpecker.

[albaqwerty]

2 tall trees, a birch and a beech are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, The birch says to the beech
''Is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech?''
The beech says he cannot tell but just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The beech says ''Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of the birch?''

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies
''It is neither the son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my *** into.''

[marval]

lol

[maggiebee]

That's an old chestnut!

[Chipchopper]

Treemendous !