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Rondy | 11:35 Wed 29th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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Today I went to my local pet shop to buy some goldfish, the assistant asked: "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I'm not bothered what star sign they have."
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Avatar Image Patsy33
You want a water sign...
17:45 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Tilly2
Pisces?
17:48 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image johnny.5
little known fact
most goldfish suffer from epilepsy
17:51 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Tilly2
Aww! Do they?
17:53 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Toorak
What a load of carp!
18:02 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image johnny.5
yes tilly
but you can't really tell until
you take them out of their bowl
18:04 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Spicerack
^Lol.
Guardian readers. Double lol.
18:13 Wed 29th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Tilly2
What you on about, Spicey?
18:33 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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I saw a lovely looking goldfish in a pet shop and I said to it " Hello handsome, whats your name ?.
I was really astonished when it mouthed the word back at me "Bob"
08:46 Thu 30th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Ken4155
Well known fact that all fish are born under the star sign of Pisces:-)
08:58 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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Aries other jokes any better?
17:31 Thu 30th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Patsy33
Me and my partner had words over zodiac signs. Taurus apart..
19:46 Thu 30th Apr 2020

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