Dr.

[Canary42]

I saw my doctor recently and told him every time I break wind it sounds like a motorbike.

He examined me and said I have a small growth in my rectum.

When I asked if I should be concerned he said "No, but abscess makes the fart go Honda"

[Chipchopper]

I saw what you did there, for me that was a triumph!

[jno]

that sort of joke is nort on.

[marval]

I moped around the house after reading that.

[198kHz]

That gave me A riel laugh.

[DTCwordfan]

Definitely a Hardy David's Bum here........

[Ken4155]

I bet he didn't wheelie say that.

[sunny-dave]

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