Wood Treatment

[Chipchopper]

A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in.
He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job.
The first to turn up was a short, fat balding Pole followed by a tall, slim Romanian.
The Pole grabs the can of yacht varnish and starts to paint on the lower areas of the fence, while the Romanian guy takes on the higher up parts of the fence.
All is going well until the tall guy accidentally slaps his brush right on top of the short guys head. The short guy is furious and sends the tall guy away in no uncertain terms!
A short while after the owner of the fence comes along with tea and bisques for two and says to the short guy "where has the other guy gone?"
Short guy: "He's gone, he just varnished into thin hair"

[Bazile]

I know this pole - he did some work for me .

He said his name was Ron Seal , but I didn't believe him

[Chipchopper]

Yes Baz, he's well known in the fencing game, aka Lin Seed, in the nightclub circuit.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Canary42]

The same guy did a job for my neighbour who hired him to paint his porch at the back of the house.

When he knocked on the front door to be paid, he said,"I've done the job, but you should know it's a Ferrari not a Porsche".

[Chipchopper]

I'm rolling - canardly believe it :-)

[marval]

lol

[Bazile]

//I know this pole - he did some work for me .

He said his name was Ron Seal , but I didn't believe him//

''My name is Ron Seal '' , he said

'' Get away '' I replied .
'' I have never heard of a polish bloke , with a Welsh name '' , I told him